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The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches

December 3, 2011
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It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite.  The following is a brief list of people who…

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A Thanksgiving Turkey Odyssey

October 31, 2011
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THANKSGIVING DAY:  “Ooh!  Look at that big turkey!”  “I want a drumstick!”  “I want some white meat!”  “More!  More!”  “Pour on the gravy!” DAY TWO:  “Cold turkey from the fridge!  Cool!”  “Stop picking at the…

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Picking Out a Halloween Costume

October 30, 2011
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As usual, I have no plans for Halloween this year, other than to eat as many pieces of candy corn and mellowcreme pumpkins as possible before my local drug store chains stop selling them.  That…

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A Wet Story

August 26, 2011
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Newspaper stories never tell the reader everything.  Details that could make the story really interesting are always left out.  For example, in New York City a man had a fight with his father, after which…

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Serenity, Boomer Style

July 20, 2011
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All of our lives we hear about how wonderful it is to grow older. Our “golden years” are going to be the best years of our lives, they tell us.  Well, I have news for…

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To Willie Nelson

July 19, 2011
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Dear Willie, I see that you have been busted for marijuana possession again. This has gotten to be a habit with you.  This time, though, you drew a tough Texas judge who isn’t impressed with…

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Mobile Phone Craziness

July 15, 2011
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We have become so attached to mobile communication devices that you could almost swear they grow from our heads.  It would require surgery to detach some of us from them.  Losing a cell phone is…

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An Interview With Attila the Hun

July 3, 2011
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The year is 452 AD.  An enterprising Roman reporter has caught up with Attila the Hun and his bunch of barbarians somewhere in Austria.  Attila has just left Italy, having decided that there was nothing…

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Frodo Plans a Trip

June 29, 2011
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Wednesday, September 23, 5750, Second Age, 9:43 AM From:  Middle-Earth Outfitters ernie@meo.com To:  Frodo Baggins <frodobaggins@bagend.org> Subject:  Your Order No. 2854HS90000100000032BE We are in receipt of your order.  The following items are being shipped and…

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Bronx Woman Grabbed by Invisible Rope and Dragged into Store

June 19, 2011
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New York City.  A woman who has asked to remain anonymous states that she was “grabbed by an invisible lasso and pulled inside” while passing the Odd OutLot store on Broadway in The Bronx. “I…

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