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Hostess: Good evening Sir and welcome to Chez Fromage. Jack: Where’s the camera? Hostess: What camera? Jack: For the picture you’re taking. Hostess: I’m taking a picture? Jack: Well you did say “Say Cheese”...
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While sitting watching one battery commercial after the other, I came up with one of my own. I’m sure the target audience will appreciate it. This holiday season, Energize-Her Batteries would like to remind...
In order to establish myself in the writing community – (Said while trying to maintain a straight face) – I’ve decided that it is now time to promote myself. You know, so that people...
Well, there I was lying in bed minding my own business not harming a soul, when out of the blue the story came. It’s a bird, it’s a plane – no, it’s some moron...
