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		<title>My World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 23:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The one problem with being a mentalist is that I can&#8217;t tell my wife &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m not a mind reader.&#8221; www.jasonescape.com &#160; &#160; &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>It is a man&#8217;s world</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 05:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[James Brown was the soul bread winner in his family                                                          . Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Chat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 01:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason they call it Chat Roulette is because it is like playing Russian Roulette except the bullets are penises. &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>USB Statistics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 13:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The odds are definitely not 50/50 that I will put the correct side up of the USB to plug in. &#160; &#160; &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All About Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To do today: Look through all the Twitter apps at the app store to see if my account appeared in the photo examples. &#160; &#160; &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am glad that my wife isn&#8217;t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled. &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Didn&#8217;t Have to Worry.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 19:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Houdini was so fortunate not to be around for iPod headphones. Untangling them is humiliating. &#160; &#160; Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Intuitive Readings 101</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love giving intuitive readings. My readings are more like counseling sessions where my goal is to uplift, empower, energize, educate and entertain. This is all I want to do. I do not deliver bad news rather I seek for ways to bring a person from a negative to a positive way of being and thinking. I seek to remove what is binding or holding them back. It is my internal escape artist that helps and heals your internal escape artist. I love what I do. Helping comes to natural to me. There is an interesting situation that arrises from time to time. People often confuse my abilities as &#8216;psychic&#8217; because during a reading my highly developed intuition often gives me names, dates and other information with acute accuracy. I believe these specific thoughts come from the opening of my energies to the Universe and the use of oracles that I am choosing at the time such as cards, pendulums, numerology and auras to name a few. Because of these awesome revelations people are rightly skeptical and because of the obvious connection to the word PSYCHIC I have my share of challengers and opposers. This is ok. At times I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Program Your iPhone to Prevent Texting and Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new iPhone Updates have allowed some very cool features. Of course, Apple likes to embed them as deep as possible for its customers to seek out and discover. Here is a way for you to be polite and quick in response to an incoming text while you are driving or about to be driving. IMPORTANT: I DO NOT USE MY PHONE WHILE DRIVING. If you are having a problem with this, a simple solution is to turn off the phone when getting in the car. Problem solved. It is the 1980&#8242;s all over again. &#160; Here is a quick way to reply so that you can get back to them later. All in just a few seconds. &#160; First we need to set up the iPhone [THIS WILL ONLY WORK WITH IPHONE UPDATE 5.0 AND HIGHER]: &#160; GO TO SETTINGS GO TO GENERAL GO TO KEYBOARD (you will need to scroll down) GO TO SHORTCUTS ON TOP RIGHT THERE IS A + BUTTON (or EDIT button). PRESS THAT TO ADD A NEW SHORTCUT IN TOP LINE, PHRASE type: I am about to be driving. I will text/call as soon as I can. ON BOTTOM LINE, SHORTCUT type: df HIT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The new TV programming schedule: What is going on here?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 02:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was born in 1970. TV programming was in full swing, had found its rhythm and was as popular as ever. I remember watching my favorite primetime series in the late 70s and 80s. Each season was exactly a season&#8217;s worth of shows. No more or no less. Each started with the first episode and consecutively moved through the season week by week until it timed up perfectly with &#8220;sweeps week&#8221; and its grand finale. If you missed an episode, you missed an episode. Tough luck. Ask a friend. You also knew that if you turned on the TV at designated time each week during that season you would be seeing a new episode. They called it programming for a reason. It worked and we kept coming back. I liked it. It made sense. And that is the way it was. What has happened? This is not the way it is anymore. TV has become schizophrenic, random and perhaps a bit desperate in its ploy to get potential viewers. With YouTube, Hulu, Netflix, DVDs and the like, the networks are frantic. Revenues and viewers are way down. I actually saw a TV actor on a late night interview show pleading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Verizon&#8217;s New iPhone Commercials</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 00:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Escape</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you seen Apple&#8217;s recent commercial with Verizon for the iPhone? I think they must be doing crack in those advertising meetings. These advertisements are pretentious, assuming and rather rude. They are basically saying that if you do not own an iphone… then what is wrong with you and what are you waiting for?? So why tiptoe around the issues folks in those ad meetings? Verizon needs to say what is really on their mind. I have come up with a few suggestions: If you do not have an iPhone, I hate you. If you do not have an iPhone, you are dead to me. If you do not have an iPhone someone in your family will die soon. If you do not have an iPhone than you have a greater risk of Cancer. If you do not have an iPhone I am gonna kick your ass, fucking mindless consumer American. Get a better job, get a better life, THEN get an iPhone! Every time I fucked your mother she told me how you didn&#8217;t have an iPhone. Fuck you, Get an iPhone. FaceTime or Palm to Face&#8230; Your choice. P.S. This is a parody. I love my iPhone. Jason [...]]]></description>
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