Author: Kara
In a world that’s apparently run out of first names, today’s tots are going to be in a world of hurt.
“SORRY,KID. YOUR NAME IS BRADY BRADY.” In an episode of the show Sex and the City, Miranda and her ex-boyfriend Steve Brady mull over names for their in-utero son. Miranda ponders the classic “Danny”, and Steve […]
In Defense of Black Friday
With Thanksgiving behind us, there is a crispy clean feeling in the air. The kind of feeling that can only mean one thing: time to start capitalizing on other people’s feelings of lack of self […]
The World’s Greatest Republican Party Game
Mad (at) Libs(™), a phrasal template word game where one player – a Republican – prompts another player – also a Republican – for a list of words to fill-in-the-blanks, before reading the – often […]
Fireside Chat, sponsored by Duraflame®
Democrats really do have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, don’t they? As loathsome as the Repub’s parroting of talking points with one voice is, they do manage to sound authoritative when […]
Drunken Word Salad
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, […]
Boner of Sedition, Boehner of my Existence.
Dear Bones I’m sorry. I mean, what’s a guy to do when being held hostage by lunatics? First you let them run riot and you want Bamz to pull your creamsicle ass out of the […]
Apology Not Accepted
Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]
Reason #9,567 to tax religious organizations: Taxpayer-subsidized grifters
Maybe you won’t be surprised to learn that Pat Robertson operated a fake charity following the 1994 Rwandan genocide that actually funded his Liberian diamond mines. In 1999, The shit bag pastor and former Republican […]