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My girlfriend wanted me to go down there, if you know what I mean, but screw that, she’s not the only one who’s afraid of the basement. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an…
Ricki Lake, Arsenio Hall, and Bill Clinton are back in the spotlight, which can only mean that my mom’s Beanie Babies are probably worth a fortune. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring…
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First, Vidal Sassoon passed away in May, then Gore Vidal died a couple days ago. If I was Al Gore, I’d be crapping my pants right about now. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from…
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