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What Price Vanity?

January 4, 2017
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    I recently decided that I was due for an eyebrow plucking.  I haven’t quite decided why this is important for women to do and not for men.  Was it vanity lurking or simply…

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No Menopause For Me

December 13, 2016
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Pass me the menopause, please.  I have to warm up. Call me crazy, but I’m the only woman I know  that’s actually praying for Menopause to hit.  I was doing just fine until I hit…

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Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016
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In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I…

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Top 9 Weight Loss Pet Peeves

August 16, 2016
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Scale

I lost a significant amount of weight a few years ago.  For the most part, I’ve kept it off.  While I was, and still am, losing weight, I noticed that I began to have a…

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Please Remove My Granny Panties

August 8, 2016
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Granny Panties

I’m ashamed to say it.  I can’t believe it myself.  But the following words actually came out of my mouth the other night just before I went to bed.  “Dear, if I die during the…

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Answering Life’s Questions

July 5, 2016
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  Should I sock away money for retirement?  Should I stay on my diet?  Should I exercise? Should I take the vacation?  Should I buy the dream house? These are the questions I ask myself…

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Warning! Neighborhood Break-in

April 22, 2016
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Burglar

We’ve recently had several break-ins in my neighborhood.  Thankfully, no one has been hurt.  The thought of a break-in is very scary to me. The funny thing is that I really don’t care about whether…

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Is Anybody Thinking?

April 15, 2016
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wedge sneakers

  Ok. I admit it.  I  wasn’t thinking when my twenty-five-year-old daughter showed me her adorable new red suede high heeled sneakers.  Yes, I did say high heeled sneakers.  Technically, they’re high wedges, but either…

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Grown Ups

April 8, 2016
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Grown Ups

Remember when there were grown-ups in the world?  I remember when they would always tell me of the three things that were bound to happen to me. Whatever I did, I was either going to…

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As The Tables Turn

April 1, 2016
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past phone

When I call my mom, every other day, her first response to me is almost always “well hello stranger.”  You’d think I never call her.  If I called her every single day, she’d respond the…

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