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Can I Get An Ale, Man? Sweet Baby Jesus Beer Taken Off Store Shelves

June 16, 2015
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photo by Michael Bentley / CC BY  A Cleveland, Ohio grocery store chain is pulling beer off its shelves after experiencing a come-to-Jesus moment with local customers. In a classic case of “you got your…

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Shark Can’t Wait to Be Reunited With Surfer After Attack

May 29, 2015
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Photo by San Diego shooter / CC BY FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A tasty wave rising above the horizon was just too much to resist for a local surfer who lost an arm in a…

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Fortune Ate Lee

April 21, 2015
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Remember Mr. Lee from that old Calgon commercial? That guy lied about his “ancient Chinese secret” and I think fortune cookies do too. I’m on to you, fortune cookies. You’re all full of your vague…

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Jesus! The Kim Kardashian Interview

March 12, 2015
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Jesus: Hello, My children, and welcome to My show! It’s about time the “Powers That Be” gave Me My own show; I was sick and tired of seeing everybody else get one and not Me.…

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Name That Llama

February 28, 2015
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The internet blew up this week as two llamas busted loose in Arizona. The full-on Llama Drama reached an almost OJ-Bronco-chase fever pitch complete with memes and near llama hysteria. With so many people jumping…

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Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha

January 23, 2015
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There’s a Hoo-Ha in Whoville The thing is bright pink And its stink is much stinkier than the stink from a Gink Its color’s more vivid than you’d ever think And when folks down in…

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Attention Animal Lovers: Join the Furry Fandom!

January 8, 2015
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Have you ever wished you were your cat? Dreamed of spending your days curled up on the bed swatting at balls of yarn, only getting up to cough up a hair ball and snort an…

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Jesus’ ‘Most Fascinating People’ Interview: Justin Bieber

December 16, 2014
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Good evening My children, and welcome to My show. I’m interviewing the most fascinating people out of all My children, so naturally I wanted to get inside the head of the spellbinding Justin Bieber. Of…

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It’s True, I’m the Female Larry David

December 8, 2014
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I’m not gonna lie to you. I’m the female Larry David. My husband will back me up on that. Let’s just call him Cheryl. I was in the HBO store the other morning and I decided…

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Deep in Hell Yoga

November 11, 2014
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As Winter looms, it dawns on me that the couch where I will spend much of the ensuing months bundled in the cocoon-like security of a five dollar 100% polyester Walmart blanket that has no business being…

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