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		<title>Wife Swap</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was thinking of going on that show Wife Swap. One question: Can you just swap your wife and politely decline the other guy&#8217;s? &#160; &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Kardashian and Motherhood</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right now Kim Kardashian is thinking: &#8220;Only 70 more days until I can give this baby back.&#8221; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The NSA Called To Tell Me…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that we know the NSA has been listening in on our cell phone conversations, it seems they no longer feel the need to keep their presence a secret. As a matter of fact, they keep calling me. Here are some of the things the NSA called to tell me: Stop greeting people with &#8220;Sup, dawg&#8221; cause it sounds stupid when a white dude says it. My nasty talk leaves a lot to be desired. I should switch from Verizon to T-Mobile. They were feeling insecure and could I tell them they look pretty. She&#8217;s just not that into you. Stop taking so many pictures of my dog with my iPhone. Ross and Rachel end up together. (Apparently they&#8217;re a little behind on their intel.) Could I get half pepperoni on the pizza I’m ordering? Pepperoni gives them gas. They’re wearing a pink polka dot dress today and would like to be called Britney. The ending of Man of Steel. (Damn, those guys are dicks sometimes.) &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confirmation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wasn&#8217;t sure if I was going to like iOS 7 but the NSA just texted me to tell me that I will. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If two wrongs don&#8217;t make a right then I already feel bad for Kim Kardashian’s and Kanye West’s kid. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Superman Is Going To China</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 08:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warner Bros. recently announced that its Superman reboot Man of Steel will be getting a release date in China. Which is fitting considering all of his merchandise is made there. &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Verizon and the NSA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 06:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The news is reporting Verizon has been providing the National Security Agency with logs of every call their customers in the United States have made. Now we finally know who the Verizon dude was talking to when he kept asking “Can you hear me now?” &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Grumpy Cat Conquers Hollywood (While Hollywood Conquers Me)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 06:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Full disclosure: I don’t watch nor seek out cute cat videos on the Internet. The only way I’ve come across “Cute Kitty Plays With Ball of String” or “Kitty Plays Peek-A-Boo” or whatever is if it’s shown on something I happen to be watching. So I’ve never heard of Grumpy Cat until I saw a story about her recently on Good Morning America. Apparently Grumpy Cat is a phenomenon. She has a website, merchandise, and a book. And now she has a movie deal. That’s right. The cat has a movie deal. She’s going to star in a movie by the people who unleashed the Garfield movies on us. Just to be clear, she’s not going to be rendered in CGI. She’s actually starring in the damn movie. I hate to sound bitter but as someone who is trying to make it out here in Hollywood, it is very frustrating when you see a frigging cat get a movie deal before you. I mean I am one miserable bastard. No one is grumpier than me. Where is my movie deal? It’s so unfair. When a cat is grumpy, it’s adorable. When I’m grumpy, my wife wants to punch me in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Winslet&#8217;s Baby Production</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/kate-winslets-baby-production/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kate Winslet is pregnant with her third child. Each child has a different father. Is she an Oscar winning actress or an NBA player? Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart&#8217;s Hazardous Dumping</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/walmarts-hazardous-dumping/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/walmarts-hazardous-dumping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 00:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walmart pleads guilty to dumping hazardous waste in 16 California counties. Gee, I hope by hazardous waste it doesn&#8217;t mean their steaks Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Tumblr Puzzle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn&#8217;t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn&#8217;t know how to spell tumbler correctly. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The New OJ Simpson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=33138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Judging by O.J. Simpson&#8217;s appearance in court yesterday, even the prisons in Vegas have buffets. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Who Forgets Their Panties?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/who-forgets-their-panties/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past few weeks, there have been two pairs of panties lying on the table in the laundry room. I’ll admit that I’ve become obsessed with them. Don’t worry, not in a creepy way. I haven’t touched them or anything. Mostly because I don’t want to be “that guy” and also because I don’t know if they were left there pre-or-post wash. This obsession stems from a burning curiosity of how the hell does someone forget their panties? The laundry room in our apartment building is locked and only accessible to tenants. So they have to belong to someone who lives in the complex. That person had to have done laundry again since they left their undergarments behind. I guess I find it odd because I am fanatical about leaving things behind in the laundry room. I check, double-check and triple-check the washer and dryer after I have used them to make sure no clothes have been abandoned. Yes it sounds crazy and I’m mocked for this but there have been a few times I have found an article of clothing lodged somewhere that I would have otherwise missed. As a matter of fact, I have even caught that one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Buble Plays the NYC Subway</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Buble sang in New York subway to promote new album. It pissed off the homeless guy who plays the spoons. He usually has that gig. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Inside The George W. Bush Presidential Library</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The George W. Bush Presidential Library opens this week. It has the most extensive collection of Highlights and Mad magazines in the world. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Laundry Can Be Profitable</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/laundry-can-be-profitable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2013 01:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clothes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hundred dollar bills]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is my day to do the laundry. When I opened up the dryer to be greeted by a gentle snowfall of tissue flakes, I was ready to scold my lovely wife for once again forgetting to check her pockets before putting her clothes into the hamper. But by the time the dryer was empty, I was $14 richer so I decided to encourage her to keep doing what she’s doing. And to start carrying hundred dollar bills. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Beaver Kills Man For Trying To Take Its Picture</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/beaver-kills-man-for-trying-to-take-its-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver when he was trying to take its picture. The man saw the beaver while he was fishing at Lake Shestakov. When he approached it to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh and severed an artery. The man’s friends couldn’t stop the bleeding and he bled to death. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the beaver used to belong to Sean Penn. &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Books For Children Should Keep It Real</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/books-for-children-should-keep-it-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[horton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of children’s books out there trying to teach the little tykes valuable lessons. Sure it’s important to learn to share and where to poop and all, but I think today’s children need books that tell it like it is. We’re not doing them any favors with all these cutesy, sugar-coated life lessons. Let’s keep it real. Here are some children’s books your kids should be reading: “When You&#8217;re A Little Boy Trapped In A Little Girl&#8217;s Body” “Why Daddy Likes To Wear Mommy&#8217;s Clothes” “Supplement Your Allowance &#38; Find Financial Freedom: Learn Mommy&#8217;s PIN Number” “Mommy and Daddy Hit You Because You Deserve It” “The Guide for the Pre-School Homosexual by Bert and Ernie” “The Guide for the Pre-School Lesbian by Peppermint Patty and Marcy&#8221; “There Really Is A Monster Under Your Bed &#38; Other Secrets Mommy and Daddy Aren&#8217;t Telling You” “Mr. Hooper Didn’t Move To The Suburbs To Live With His Daughter. He’s Dead” “Why You Look Like The Gardener and Not Daddy” “Talk to Strangers, They&#8217;re More Interesting” “Daddy&#8217;s Never Coming Back And It&#8217;s All Your Fault” “Finger Painting With Poo: Turn Your Doody Into A Masterpiece” “Curious George Took A Trip to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Store Brand vs. Name Brand</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/store-brand-vs-name-brand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[absorbent]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[peanut butter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though store brand products are usually cheaper (and of equal and sometimes even better quality) than name brands, I have to admit I am sometimes hesitant to buy them. It worries me that the store brand that makes my yogurt and peanut butter also makes my wife’s tampons. What if the person operating the machinery is hung over one day and messes things up? I don’t want my yogurt to be extra absorbent and my creamy peanut butter to have wings. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>I Had it DVRed</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/i-had-it-dvred/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To the jerk who tweeted #TheBible miniseries ends with Jesus dying &#38; rising from the dead 3 days later. A spoiler alert would&#8217;ve been nice. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Bears Commit Home Invasion</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/bears-commit-home-invasion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man in Monrovia, California locked himself in his bedroom when bears invaded his home and began ransacking his house. The man said he was able to remain relatively calm but admits he did start to panic when he overheard one of the bears tell the others to keep an eye out for any nice manskin rugs. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Bible and Survivor: When Two Worlds Collide</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-bible-and-survivor-when-two-worlds-collide/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-bible-and-survivor-when-two-worlds-collide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark Burnett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Survivor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s apparent Mark Burnett produced &#8220;The Bible&#8221;. Instead of hanging himself in shame for betraying Jesus, Judas got voted off the island. &#160; &#160; &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Working For A Confidential Company</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/working-for-a-confidential-company/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I see a job listing where the name of the company is confidential, I imagine myself sitting at a desk in the dark never knowing who I&#8217;m working for. &#160; Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sarah Palin&#8217;s Christmas Magic</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/sarah-palins-christmas-magic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dead Rudolph]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin is writing a book about Christmas. Something tells me things are not going to end well for Rudolph. Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Cardinal Impostor</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-cardinal-impostor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mario Turchiarolo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[altar boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cardinal impersonator]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man impersonating a cardinal by wearing a frock and tying a purple scarf around his waist almost made it into the conclave to vote on the new pope. Despite the makeshift sash being the wrong color (it should’ve been red), in the end it wasn’t what gave him away. The Cardinals became suspicious when the man remarked that a waitress in a Vatican coffee shop “had a nice rack” yet took no notice of an altar boy’s “divine ass.” Mario TurchiaroloMovie, TV, comic book writer and pop culture junkie. Hailed as a comedic genius by the homeless guy on the corner. Will work for Kozy Shack tapioca pudding.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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