Author: Mario Turchiarolo
What The Hell Happened To Family Feud?
Being unemployed means having time to watch daytime television. Even if you don’t want to, you have to. You don’t have a choice. It’s a rite of passage of being unemployed. As a matter of […]
Ain’t That A Kick In The Head (Or A Phone Book)
There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]
The Next Time Jehovah’s Witnesses Knock On My Door
My wife had to once again turn away two older women from the local branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses that knocked on our door today. Though she politely explained she was too busy working, they still […]
I Can Flush All By Myself
Okay, I’m just going to come out and say it: I don’t like men’s room attendants. I don’t see the point. I hate how you feel pressured to tip them. Don’t get me wrong, I […]
Stream of Barely Consciousness
Being unemployed gives you a lot of time to think about what your next step in life is going to be. Once your mind pretty much draws a blank, you let it wander and that’s when […]
Look Out Bello!
Now that Maria Bello is starring on a primetime television show, we are seeing a lot less of her. Anyone who has seen her movies will know what I mean by that. Whenever I see […]