Shadowy Secrets Revealed By Eclipse
Yes, that’s right. With my very own camera I took these photos during the eclipse (you probably heard about it), capturing … something. Something Big Government doesn’t want you to know about. Or maybe Big […]
Yes, that’s right. With my very own camera I took these photos during the eclipse (you probably heard about it), capturing … something. Something Big Government doesn’t want you to know about. Or maybe Big […]
So, I’m retiring. Not from my full time job of dispatching to become a Gentleman Author, as I wanted. (It’s like a Gentleman Farmer, a rich person who just farms as a hobby. No real […]
This week is Severe Weather Preparedness Week. Here are some useful safety tips from actual experts: https://www.in.gov/dhs/get-prepared/nature-safety/severe-weather-preparedness/ Some say the best advice you can give when it comes to tornadoes is to keep your […]
I kept a secret for half of last year, but now it’s time to let the secret escape. In September of 2016, our beloved Ford Focus fell victim to a guy trying to turn into […]
As a kid, I had to use my imagination. No cable, no video games, no Anarchist Cookbook on the internet. If I’d tried to buy the ingredients for a bomb, the store clerk would have […]
I hate winter. Well, only if I have to go out in it, or pay for heating the house, or if it’s winter. Otherwise I don’t mind. Anyway, parody songs are only good if you’re […]
(Bonus points if you can identify all the TV shows referenced.) Santa Claus had this ritual, one he followed every year after he finished delivering gifts for all those little boys and girls. […]
Now, before you panic (like I did), keep in mind that this dire prediction has been made before. I even wrote about it in a past column. The prediction: a chocolate shortage. Okay, you can […]
With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. So named because it stopped working whenever it tilted to […]
As all fourteen of my regular readers know, I’ve always had this thing about putting up Christmas decorations, or in any way mentioning Christmas, before Thanksgiving. By “thing” I mean seeing anything Christmas related before […]