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Foreign Bodies

April 3, 2013
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Unfortunately, you can’t serve food to the public without those board of health types getting exercised over Shigella. A few weeks ago, I set out to get the Food Safety Manager’s certification online, thinking that…

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I Have Cramps! LOL!

February 15, 2013
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From Facebook to Facegook If you are indulging in the national Facebook con­fes­sion ses­sion, then this is not the post for you. Close the browser right now, so you don’t have to unfriend me later. Fellow…

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I’ll Be Taking Care Of You Tonight

January 22, 2013
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It used to be that when a waitress greeted us with “Hi, my name is Ashley and I’ll be taking care of you tonight.”  I would bristle. Damn! She can tell that I have iron-poor…

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Skinny Jeans And Divine Providence

January 14, 2013
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A year or two ago, My Royal Consort and I did a good deed. Doing good deeds on the scale of the one we did, gets you some attention, whether you are up for it…

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Mistress Pixel’s Word For All Ages

January 7, 2013
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 I am one of those peo­ple who opts for the glory jobs—those jobs that look impres­sive but don’t take too much effort or time. For exam­ple, when I joined the mis­sions com­mit­tee at my church…

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Doing Time In Arizona

January 1, 2013
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Doing Time In Arizona

After I woke up from my back surgery in October and realized that I was the luckiest woman ever, we decided to go hiking in Arizona over the holidays. We love to travel, and we…

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Now I Know The Way To San Jose

December 17, 2012
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Now I Know The Way To San Jose

MOMENTS BEFORE LANDING IN DENVER, COLORADO I real­ized with stunning clarity that I had acci­den­tally put the four of us on a plane to San Jose, California instead of San Jose, Costa Rica. It was…

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Guns Don’t Kill People, Women Do

December 10, 2012
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I just learned that Smith & Wesson is now marketing firearms to the ladies via that shopworn and scantily clad marketing tool known as “pink-washing.” Pink-washing refers to the ubiquitous pink that shows up on…

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The Curse Of The Creative

December 4, 2012
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The Curse Of The Creative

There are cer­tain rules that must never be broken. One that has always puz­zled me is the unwrit­ten rule that says we may not use cat fur for cloth­ing. For some rea­son, cats are pro­tected…

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My Very Special Black Friday

November 26, 2012
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Thanksgiving rocks because it means spending quality time with  family and friends, but what makes the day really special is knowing that after the last dish is washed, and the Thanksgiving candles are snuffed out…

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