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		<title>Madonna the Parent</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 00:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna says she insisted on meeting her daughter&#8217;s teenage boyfriend. She probably wanted to make sure they weren&#8217;t dating the same dude. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Goal of Smartphones</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[T3 Magazine says Samsung&#8217;s Galaxy S4 &#8220;feels good, looks smart and does more than previous smartphones have.&#8221; What, complete a phone call? Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Missing &#8220;Glee&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cory Monteith&#8217;s to miss the last 2 episodes of &#8220;Glee&#8221; due to rehab. Similarly, I&#8217;ve missed ALL the episodes of &#8220;Glee&#8221; due to being straight. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>IKEA&#8217;S Hotel Chain</title>
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		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/ikeas-hotel-chain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IKEA&#8217;s launching a hotel chain. If it&#8217;s anything like their furniture, it&#8217;ll be awesome for couples. They&#8217;ll end up with an extra screw. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much Apple?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/too-much-apple/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/too-much-apple/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 13:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple&#8217;s making an iWatch. Fashion experts say it makes quite a statement. Is that statement, &#8220;I never have sex&#8221;? Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Stephen Hawking&#8217;s Nemesis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a 12-year-old Londoner who has a higher IQ than Stephen Hawking. I&#8217;m betting she has a faster 100 m sprint time than him, too. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Scan of your Relationships</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a brain scan that predicts if a relationship will last. Here&#8217;s how it works: make someone get a brain scan, and it won&#8217;t last. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>I Love Hair, Down There.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/i-love-hair-down-there/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/i-love-hair-down-there/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Razors are damned cool. I spend a lot of time with mine, because I am one seriously hairy bastard. I keep my facial hair trimmed to a very respectable 2.5 on my Philips Digital, and I make sure that my neck gets a wet one at least every other day. However, as attentive as I am to my own grooming up here, I don&#8217;t tend to concern myself too much with what&#8217;s going on down there. I mean, sure, I don&#8217;t want it looking like Snoop Dogg&#8217;s nephew after a fight with a can of hairspray, but I don&#8217;t lose sleep if I get out of whack on my trimming schedule. And, what kind of man would I be, if I held chicks to account on theirs? Weirdly, all but one of the sexual partners I have ever had have all been into keeping that thing looking like an Alopecia sufferer&#8217;s eye, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d get too bent out of shape if I were to drop down and give her 40 reps of the good ol&#8217; fashioned fresh Taco-taste, only to find it had become Sideshow Bob&#8217;s younger sister. Surprisingly, some of us apparently think Remington have no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fun Countries</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-fun-countries/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-fun-countries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Argentina now ranks in a survey as the most fun country in the world. I am so sorry Afghanistan. I was really rooting for you. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Lessons of the Manti Te&#8217;o Scandal</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/manti-teos-girlfriend-action-figures/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/manti-teos-girlfriend-action-figures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the Manti Te&#8217;o &#8216;scandal&#8217;, sports writers will now adopt a revolutionary new journalism technique called &#8220;fact-checking.&#8221; &#160; &#160; &#160; Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Kardashian Addition</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-kardashian-addition/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-kardashian-addition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 02:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian says her pregnancy makes her feel &#8220;blessed.&#8221; Without it, the script would be one season shorter. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Stoic Singapore</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/stoic-singapore/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/stoic-singapore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The people of Singapore have been listed as the least emotional people in the world. I highly doubt they give a shit about that. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Santa&#8217;s New Elves</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/santas-new-elves/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/santas-new-elves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 02:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa&#8217;s using underpaid Asians as his elves now. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Punishing Walmart Workers</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/punishing-walmart-workers/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/punishing-walmart-workers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 00:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The worst punishment Walmart could give to workers who strike on Black Friday would be letting them keep their jobs at Walmart. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>UFOs Flying High In Denver</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/ufos-flying-high-in-denver/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/ufos-flying-high-in-denver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 03:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A television crew filmed high-speed UFOs flying over Denver. With weed now legal in Colorado, expect to hear a lot more of these reports. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>E L James Is Killing Our Marriages!</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/25491/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/25491/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[50 Shades of Grey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=25491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Observe this face. &#160; &#160; &#160; This woman may look like a simple author, who happened to have accidentally produced the world&#8217;s most successful piece of deviant fiction since the Bible. But the truth is, she&#8217;s far more than that. She&#8217;s a goddess among the likes of Kristen Stewart, Angelina Jolie. The ultimate home-wrecking whore. Admittedly, &#8220;Fifty Shades of Grey&#8221; isn&#8217;t quite as strong as it was earlier this year, but don&#8217;t worry&#8230;it&#8217;s still POISONING WOMEN&#8217;S FRAGILE MINDS. Here in England, a woman is actually DIVORCING her husband, because he wasn&#8217;t willing to try recreating sex scenes from the book. Yes, you read that right. An average every day British dude was  minding his own business, going about his normal day of wishing he wasn&#8217;t paying the equivalent cost of a small family car in Ethiopia just to travel three stops on his regular commuter train, when his entire universe was straight tipped on its own axis by a fad-obsessed slut-wannabe, who seemingly forgot the very consitution of marriage. I mean, it&#8217;s a shame they hadn&#8217;t done their research a little better before they planned their big day, because if they&#8217;d shopped around, I&#8217;m sure they may have been able to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Most Powerful Mormon</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/americas-most-powerful-mormon/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/americas-most-powerful-mormon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:59:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donny Osmond must be pleased. He&#8217;s back to being America&#8217;s most powerful Mormon. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Women and Parallel Parking</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/women-and-parallel-parking/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/women-and-parallel-parking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 11:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty-five percent of women say they&#8217;re bad at parallel parking which means that 75% of women are delusional. &#160; &#160; &#160; Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Not Happy That Christmas Music Will Be With Us In 3 Weeks? Blame Your Mom.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/not-happy-that-christmas-music-will-be-with-us-in-3-weeks-blame-your-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This mom looks like she enjoys a little more than just some music at Christmas&#8230;. &#160; It only seems like a few days ago, that stores were playing Christmas music, straight after Halloween.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I like Christmas music. That&#8217;s exactly WHY I resent them for blasting it out so early and making me bilious by the sheer notion of hearing Rockin&#8217; Around The Christmas Tree by the time the festive season actually starts. Now, most of us love our  moms. They&#8217;re always after our best interests. If they don&#8217;t think the person we are sharing our genitals with is good for us, they find a way of telling us. If they think we need our chores taken care of, they turn up with a duster, and a box of detergent. If they think we need fattening up, they&#8217;ll pop round to our place with a Tupperware full of food, and stick it in our freezer. Overall, they&#8217;re pretty good to us. And then they screw it all right up, by doing something stupid like this&#8230;&#8230;. I&#8217;ve just read a new survey that shows us exactly WHY this music is creeping into our shopping malls earlier and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>China&#8217;s Labor Woes for the iPhone</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/chinas-labor-woes-for-the-iphone/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/chinas-labor-woes-for-the-iphone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[China&#8217;s iPhone factory&#8217;s struggling to fulfil orders. Well, that&#8217;s what happens when you extend the toddlers&#8217; breaks to 3 minutes daily. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>A New Website Interprets Texts From Guys To Decide If They Like You.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/a-new-website-interprets-texts-from-guys-to-decide-if-they-like-you/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/a-new-website-interprets-texts-from-guys-to-decide-if-they-like-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; It was tough being a woman in 1912. You had to squeeze 154 lbs of flesh into a 22 inch corset. You had to put lead directly on to your face. And you had to stand in the kitchen preparing your husband&#8217;s meal, so that he was nicely pot-bellied, when he took it upon himself to mount you. But, to be fair, they had it easy compared to how women in 2012 have it. They didn&#8217;t have to spend several hours a day studying texts they got from guys, looking for any nuance, hidden meaning, or clues to whether he&#8217;s actually into them. Thankfully, now there&#8217;s a site that&#8217;ll do all the over-thinking for you, so you can stop wasting your energy. It&#8217;s called HeTexted.com.  You post the text a guy sent you, and other people on the site vote on whether the text suggests &#8220;He&#8217;s Into You&#8221;,  &#8220;He&#8217;s Not Into You&#8221;, or, the &#8220;Verdict is Still Out.&#8221; This is fabulous news. It gives YOU more time to relax and get back to enjoying your ice-cream, and me less guilt over sending you vague dismissive texts because I&#8217;m playing-for-time while I&#8217;m trying to hook up with your hotter, thinner, less neurotic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Potential Unemployment Line</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-potential-unemployment-line/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-potential-unemployment-line/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 22:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Romney takes office, the unemployment line will be 27 Muppets longer. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt&#8217;s 12 Million New Jobs</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mitts-12-million-new-jobs/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mitts-12-million-new-jobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 00:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[campaign promises]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney promised to create 12 million new jobs if elected. Most of those will be people hired to fix his hair. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>A Mayhem Brainteaser</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/a-mayhem-brainteaser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 22:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mars Rover]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Answer: The Mars Rover, and Mitt Romney&#8217;s campaign. Question: Two things that are desperate to find any sign of life? Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Stupid Arnold Schwarzenegger</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-stupid-arnold-schwarzenegger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Mayhem</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger says his affair with a housekeeper&#8217;s the stupidest thing he&#8217;s ever done. Nah, surely that&#8217;s &#8220;Jingle All The Way?&#8221; Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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