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DVR: The Best Invention Ever

August 5, 2014
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I realize people think the wheel and fire were important inventions, but neither of these allow me to watch Project Runway while taping Big Brother at the same time. For this reason, I’m thankful for DVR…

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The Swimdress: A New Fashion Statement

August 4, 2014
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The Swimdress:  A New Fashion Statement

Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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Why You Shouldn’t Watch The New ’50 Shades of Grey’ Trailer

August 3, 2014
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Have you seen this?  The new “50 Shades of Grey” trailer is intended to make us salivate for the new movie, but all it does is remind us why we hate car commercials and bad song remakes. Click here…

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Dear Ryan Gosling, Please Break Up With Eva

July 29, 2014
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Ryan Gosling has been in the news recently because he allegedly got Evan Mendes pregnant.  He hasn’t denied it but I won’t believe it until the DNA test is complete.  Even then, I’m sure she…

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A Helpful Guide For North West On How To Live With A Horrible Name

July 22, 2014
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As you know, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl via her money-maker.  She also committed a small act of child abuse when she named her child North.  North West. A fricking direction. Just…

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One of the universe’s meanest tricks…

July 21, 2014
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Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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No Apple, I Don’t Have One Unread Email

July 16, 2014
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I have an iPhone because I’m fancy, and because my work pays for my phone and that’s what they gave me.  With that phone comes a large amount of frustration and problems, mostly because I’m…

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A Fun Fact

July 9, 2014
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Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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A pretty little secret

July 9, 2014
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I have an embarrassing new addiction, and it’s not the kind that comes in an ice cream container.  It’s worse, although this addiction isn’t written all over my hips the way ice cream is. I’m…

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Washington Can No Longer Be Redskins; Here’s A Few Suggestions

June 20, 2014
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Much to Washingtonians’ chagrin, The United States Trademark and Patent Office has cancelled the Redskin’s trademark for the football team.  It cites the name as disparaging to Native Americans. I don’t have a feeling about…

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