Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]
Guns N’ Roses clearly had low standards for what constituted “Paradise City.” Green grass and pretty girls really aren’t that uncommon. If that’s all they needed to consider a city paradise, any golf […]
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]
If Bob Seger loved old time rock and roll so much, he should have done something other than write a “new-time” rock and roll song about it. I would think a t-shirt would have […]
Dear beer, Thanks for last night. I had such an amazing time with you and your friends. You were incredible. I’m sorry I initially resisted the urge to see you, but deep down I knew […]
Dear Summer, Don’t go. What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go. I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I […]
We might all scream for ice cream, but I scream the loudest because I fricking love ice cream and I’m also super competitive. Either way, I’m proud to be an ice cream screamer, even if […]
I wish it was socially acceptable in the U.S. to take a nap at work. Unfortunately, they frown upon that behavior, especially when it’s done in the conference room in the middle of the […]