Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Author: Lisa Newlin
Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.)
She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.
A letter to myself two hours ago…
I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something. For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then […]
My Dressing Room Demands
I recently read an article in a very distinguished periodical that said some celebrities are demanding when it comes to what they want in their dressing rooms. (By “very distinguished periodical” I mean Us Weekly.) Don’t […]
Email Etiquette
Sending every email to me with a red exclamation point ensures I won’t know when it’s actually urgent. It also ensures you will annoy me and your email will go to the bottom of my […]
Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
Love Messages To My Husband….Sort Of
My husband never listens to voicemails from me. I find this strange because if I got voicemail from me, I would listen immediately. In fact, I might actually ignore the call from me just so […]
Sweet (and Chilling) Freedom!
I love standing in front of the refrigerator with the door open. It’s one of those things I could never do as a kid and I find great enjoyment and solace in it now. That, […]