Earthquake in Asia, bombing in Boston, a fraction of Texas exploded. The world is ending. A shooting at MIT and twelve outside my door. The world is ending. Part of Chicago is flooded and they…
The fact that I can set a DVR from my phone while I’m in bed, 20 feet from the room with the TV proves this world is horribly lazy. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston.…
“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean…
The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words…
We can give internet to people in Africa but I can’t get pizza delivered at 9, 10 or 11 am. Focus on our problems first America Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once…
My dog just took a Tylenol pm… I think. It was a blue pill. So you know… It could be anything. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen…
Everybody poops… Unless you’re Catholic. Then you just don’t. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean…
Elliston by Jason Elia has wowed the toughest critics. HumorOutcasts Press is proud to have it on our title list. Jason has a true talent for inventing gritty stories that take the reader’s breath away. …
Another day; another argument with Google. Oh the joys trying to reclaim my hacked email. Fuck you Google. Also, fuck you, to Makers Mark. Trying to lessen my alcoholism. In other news: I really hate…
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