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WTF Pilot No-Parts

February 22, 2015
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The series follows the progressive story of the life of Ben, a neurotic writer, and his womanizing sous chef roommate, Slade. Together, they experience and embrace life’s precious and valuable gift of “WTF” kind of…

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How to Grow Up to Be a Writer (Part One)

November 5, 2014
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Breakfast… Most people forget it’s even a meal. Others preach of it’s importance. For me, it was awkward. See my father was kind of a man whore, who always left me to clean up his…

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Everyone Wants To Be Like Hunter S. Thompson

February 5, 2014
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I think it was Shakespeare who said, “life is a SyFi Channel TV movie, and we all are merely Danny and Billy Baldwins trying to stumble our way through a shitty production.” Before you tell…

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Plea To The Internet Gods

November 22, 2013
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Once again internet, I come to you hat in hand asking you to please give me money. This time to make TV. Why do I feel the need to beg to you? Because writing this…

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Halloween

October 31, 2013
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It’s one in the afternoon! I’m still trying to fucking sleep. It’s important that I get my solid 14 hours after a night of words and admittedly more whiskey than words. How dare you have…

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High on Amurica and Her Inflation

August 29, 2013
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My name is Jason Elia, and on occasion, I do drugs. How many of you have ever done drugs? None of you? Really? Okay, that’s cool. You know straightedge is really in right now. Congrats…

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Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare

August 4, 2013
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Too Old For a Threesome & Too Young For Medicare

Long time no write. Judging by the amount of hate mail I receive every time I post… you’re welcome for your extra free time. Today I promise to not offend anyone. If anything this little…

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Health Programs

May 26, 2013
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  I’m not crazy. I’ve just subscribed to the  Amanda Byne’s wellness plan. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James…

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The World is Ending

April 18, 2013
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Earthquake in Asia, bombing in Boston, a fraction of Texas exploded. The world is ending. A shooting at MIT and twelve outside my door. The world is ending. Part of Chicago is flooded and they…

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Smart Phone or Perpetrator of Laziness and Obesity

April 2, 2013
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The fact that I can set a DVR from my phone while I’m in bed, 20 feet from the room with the TV proves this world is horribly lazy. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston.…

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