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What Has Never Been Tweeted

March 21, 2013
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“I like SPAM.” – the only thing that’s never been tweeted before. Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean…

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Definition of Bliss

March 19, 2013
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The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick.       Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words…

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America’s Problems

March 15, 2013
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We can give internet to people in Africa but I can’t get pizza delivered at 9, 10 or 11 am.  Focus on our problems first America Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once…

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Give the Dog a Bone?

March 10, 2013
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My dog just took a Tylenol pm… I think. It was a blue pill. So you know… It could be anything.               Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen…

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Everybody Poops?

March 4, 2013
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Everybody poops… Unless you’re Catholic. Then you just don’t.       Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean…

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Elliston Excerpt

March 4, 2013
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Elliston Excerpt

Elliston by Jason Elia has wowed the toughest critics.  HumorOutcasts Press is proud to have it on our title list. Jason has a true talent for inventing gritty stories that take the reader’s breath away. …

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The Drinker’s Lament

February 24, 2013
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I’m more likely to fall off the bar than the wagon Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my words in a movie I wrote. And I'm your Jedi James Dean in…

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Die Hard Tosh!

February 19, 2013
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Another day; another argument with Google. Oh the joys trying to reclaim my hacked email. Fuck you Google. Also, fuck you, to Makers Mark. Trying to lessen my alcoholism. In other news: I really hate…

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The Evolution of Retardation (Men of Mankind Explained)

January 13, 2013
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So, I’ve been tasked by a friend with writing the “male’s perspective” on the subjects of “dating”, “sex” and “love”. The sad truth is, as males, we only have a perspective on one of the…

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Almost Famous

December 12, 2012
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Phone rings… Unnamed Friend: “I just found a book called Elliston on Amazon… and you’re not going to believe it, but the author has the same name as you!” My response: “Are you high?” Unnamed…

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