On a whim the other day, I decided to go car shopping. Not that I was in the market for a car, but I received one of those flyers in the mail advertising a big…
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s…
I just read that Jenna Talackova is going to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant. Apparently, there was a question of whether she could meet the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada. …
I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day. Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how. We have a lot of those type relatives in the…
I recently ran into an old school friend and when I asked about her life, she told me a long, drawn-out story which basically ended with her telling me she was trying to “find herself.” …
I see all these advertisements for the latest craze in our zeal to keep germs away from us — the personal automatic soap dispenser. Not that these are new because I’ve seen them for years…
I hadn’t heard from Aunt Lottie in quite a while, so I gave her a call. “Aunt Lottie, where have you been? You haven’t dropped by lately. You must have been really busy.” “No, child,…
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