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Forgotten Post

June 19, 2014
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I had a brilliant post ready for Daily Musings but Number Two Son’s loud angst over geometry blew all clever thoughts from my brain. Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns,…

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My Philosophy

June 19, 2014
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My Philosophy

Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary, all spiced with zaniness. He is a frequent contributor to HumorOutcasts. His novels "Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?"…

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Pound Cakes And How to Find a Spouse

June 18, 2014
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Pound Cakes And How to Find a Spouse

American Dessert POUND CAKE INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon butter (2 cups more later) 1 tablespoon flour (3 cups more later) 3 cups flour 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 2 cups butter 6 eggs 2 cups sugar 1…

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Angolan Chicken Stew, Okraphobia, and Neat Future Inventions

June 17, 2014
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Angolan Chicken Stew, Okraphobia, and Neat Future Inventions

Angolan Entree CHICKEN STEW (muamba de galinha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chicken (Probably separate parts. If you can find a farm that raises organic boneless chickens, go for it.) 1 Scotch bonnet, habañero, or red…

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Alligator Soup Works Both Ways

June 16, 2014
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Alligator Soup Works Both Ways

… Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary, all spiced with zaniness. He is a frequent contributor to HumorOutcasts. His novels "Do Lutheran Hunks Eat…

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Great Rogue-Dictatorship Eats – Pyongyang, North Korea

June 15, 2014
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Great Rogue-Dictatorship Eats – Pyongyang, North Korea

Pyongyang boasts a vibrant dining scene, according to five people who managed to gain diplomatic clearance. The New Diplo restaurant-sexy, sexy name-garnered two positive reviews from Tripadvisors. This powerful affirmation vaulted it above the four…

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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

June 13, 2014
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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

Mexican Entree CAESAR’S SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 head romaine lettuce 4 bread slices 2 garlic cloves 1/4 cup olive oil (1 tablespoon more later) 2 ounces anchovies, cut in half (optional) 1 egg 2 teaspoons Dijon…

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Public Service Announcement

June 11, 2014
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Be advised, there is a severe tomato watch for the Hilltops and Valley Floors of Interior Southern California. Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary,…

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Tuna Melt and How the Cheeseburger Won World War II

June 11, 2014
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Tuna Melt and How the Cheeseburger Won World War II

American Entree TUNA MELT INGREDIENTS 2 5-ounce cans albacore tuna 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup diced celery 2, tablespoons minced yellow, brown, or red onon 1 teaspoon dill weed 1/8,teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3…

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Baleadas, Hades, and Beenie Weenees

June 9, 2014
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Baleadas, Hades, and Beenie Weenees

Honduran Entree BALEADAS INGREDIENTS 1 cup queso duro or cotija 8 8″ flour tortillas 1 15-ounce can refried beans 1/2 cup crema agria or crema Mexicana OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS 4 scrambled eggs 2 thinly sliced avocados…

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