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Alligator Soup Works Both Ways

June 16, 2014
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Alligator Soup Works Both Ways

… Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary, all spiced with zaniness. He is a frequent contributor to HumorOutcasts. His novels "Do Lutheran Hunks Eat…

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Great Rogue-Dictatorship Eats – Pyongyang, North Korea

June 15, 2014
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Great Rogue-Dictatorship Eats – Pyongyang, North Korea

Pyongyang boasts a vibrant dining scene, according to five people who managed to gain diplomatic clearance. The New Diplo restaurant-sexy, sexy name-garnered two positive reviews from Tripadvisors. This powerful affirmation vaulted it above the four…

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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

June 13, 2014
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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

Mexican Entree CAESAR’S SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 head romaine lettuce 4 bread slices 2 garlic cloves 1/4 cup olive oil (1 tablespoon more later) 2 ounces anchovies, cut in half (optional) 1 egg 2 teaspoons Dijon…

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Public Service Announcement

June 11, 2014
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Be advised, there is a severe tomato watch for the Hilltops and Valley Floors of Interior Southern California. Paul De LanceyPaul De Lancey writes in multiple genres: adventure, westerns, morality, time travel, thriller, and culinary,…

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Tuna Melt and How the Cheeseburger Won World War II

June 11, 2014
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Tuna Melt and How the Cheeseburger Won World War II

American Entree TUNA MELT INGREDIENTS 2 5-ounce cans albacore tuna 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/4 cup diced celery 2, tablespoons minced yellow, brown, or red onon 1 teaspoon dill weed 1/8,teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt 2/3…

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Baleadas, Hades, and Beenie Weenees

June 9, 2014
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Baleadas, Hades, and Beenie Weenees

Honduran Entree BALEADAS INGREDIENTS 1 cup queso duro or cotija 8 8″ flour tortillas 1 15-ounce can refried beans 1/2 cup crema agria or crema Mexicana OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS 4 scrambled eggs 2 thinly sliced avocados…

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Chicken Jalfrezi and Magic-wand Faux Pas

June 6, 2014
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Chicken Jalfrezi and Magic-wand Faux Pas

Pakistani Entree CHICKEN JALFREZI INGREDIENTS 2 green bell peppers 2 green chile peppers 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tomatoes 1.5 pounds boneless chicken 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 chili powder 1 tablespoon ginger ½…

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Spotlight on Heidi Clements, author of “Welcome to Heidi”

June 5, 2014
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Spotlight on Heidi Clements, author of “Welcome to Heidi”

Chapter One Happy Birthday to Mean   “Let’s face it. You’re on the downside of life now,” a friend said to me on my 50th birthday. “You’re basically just careening to the end.”  I stabbed him…

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Powegian Breakfast Burrito, Religion, and War

June 2, 2014
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Powegian Breakfast Burrito, Religion, and War

Fusion Entree POWEGIAN BREAKFAST BURRITO INGREDIENTS ½ white onion 1 tomato 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 4 ounce can diced green chiles 6 eggs (1 more egg later) 18 8″ flour tortillas 1 pound Italian…

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Bami Goreng and Why You Shouldn’t Wish for Massive Volcanic Eruptions

June 1, 2014
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Bami Goreng and Why You Shouldn’t Wish for Massive Volcanic Eruptions

Indonesian Entree BAMI GORENG INGREDIENTS 2 chicken breasts 2 garlic cloves 12 ounces bami or medium-egg noodles 2 eggs 3 tablespoons peanut oil ½ teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 tablespoon sambal oelek (Indonesian…

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