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Undercover Boss

January 21, 2017
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Undercover Boss

Maybe the American Presidency is an episode of Undercover Boss. “Donald Trump” is a horrid costume to disguise his real identity. After feedback for his “employees”, he’ll take off the shroud, and it will be…

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The Elephone in the Room

January 17, 2017
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The Elephone in the Room

Okay, the iPhone is getting too big now. I don’t think this will fit in my jeans. PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At…

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Cargo Out of My Bedroom

January 5, 2017
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Have you ever had a Chinese cargo ship sail through your bedroom while you try to sleep? I’ve been visited for the last week, so far. It sails under the name: My Wife Snoring. My…

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Hook, Line, and Syncer

January 4, 2017
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Hook, Line, and Syncer

Mariah Carey invited me to play the piano at one of her intimate concerts. I said, “Sure. Do you mind if I finger-sync?” PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And…

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You Will Meet A Long, Dark Tunnel

December 28, 2016
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    All near-death experiences are comprised of travelling through a long, dark tunnel towards a very bright light. What’s with the tunnel? Apparently we all have to take a train to meet God. A…

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Dry Cleaners

December 16, 2016
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Dry Cleaners

I hate visiting the dry cleaners. It’s hard describing to them what I need while I’m holding my breath, which I do so that the chemicals in the air don’t dissolve my lungs. All dry…

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Online Shopping

December 11, 2016
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I shopped online all day yesterday. My fingers are exhausted. Tons of web traffic. Should have bookmarked my spot. Just when I found the correct I.P. address, I had to pee, so I took a…

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I Don’t Like Trump Either

December 7, 2016
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Does every celebrity that ever existed have to come out and denounce Trump? Is that required before we convince everyone that Trump is bad? Today, Jerry Springer offered his rarified opinion on Trump. Guess what?…

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Food as Food

December 2, 2016
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Food as Food

Why can’t food just be food? Instead, the new marketing of food includes the phrase, food as fuel. What the hell does that mean? Can I put a turkey club in my gas tank and…

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It’s All Part of the J-O-B

November 30, 2016
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Lately I’ve been thinking that I have it all wrong about Donald Trump. I think he will be one of our great leaders. He is a wise voice in a sea of insanity. I take…

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