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Vote For Ron

August 17, 2017
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Vote For Ron

I love reading about physics, but boy, some of it is pretty mysterious. Who’s Ron, for instance? And why should I vote for him? Sean Carroll, my favourite physicist, keeps saying “elect Ron” this and…

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Blind Date

July 24, 2017
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Blind Date

What happens when two blind people go on a date? Is that called a blind date? It can’t be. Based on that criteria, we would have to call regular dating sight dating. The blind part refers to the fact that you…

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Breedism

June 13, 2017
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Breedism

Are dogs aware of their breed? Can a Doberman think, “Shit, where are all the Pinscher’s in this country? We’re letting in too many French Poodles. Snobs. Can’t even put ketchup on my food around…

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Dog Days

June 5, 2017
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I envision a world where people stop judging each other by their colour, creed or gender and instead do what dogs do, and judge people by the smell of their bum. PFHardieI am a graphic…

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The Electric Chair

May 29, 2017
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Due to the increased health risks associated with sitting, the electric chair will be banned as an instrument of capital punishment. Sitting is the new smoking, doctors say, and sitting in an electric chair is definitely…

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Happy as a Clam

May 23, 2017
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When you think about seafood, and the various moods they might experience, do you peg clams as being particularly happy creatures? Happier than, say, your average krill? When we humans are really happy, thrilled, and…

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Comedienne?

May 12, 2017
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Comedienne?

Do we really need a different word for a female comedian. Is this to remind women that they are not quite like men? Is a female doctor a doctorienne? There sure are some great Painteriennes. SCENE: Comedy…

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Men’s Book Club

May 10, 2017
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Men’s Book Club

I’m super excited about men’s book club next week. Our book is I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed, by Jesse Ventura. Being a writer, I insist on grammatically correcting it to Do I Have Time…

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Extremely Bright Idea

May 2, 2017
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        Friday night I was discussing with a cohort those restaurants where you eat in the dark. It’s called blind dining. (see O.Noir in Toronto) That got me thinking. You know what…

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United We Fall

April 20, 2017
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United Airlines forcibly ejected another passenger today. This situation was a little different because the plane was at 30,000 feet. Asked why they repeated the same mistake, given all the bad publicity, the CEO, Oscar…

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