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What Women Want

December 7, 2017
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Welcome, gentlemen. Welcome to the first annual What Women Want Conference. As you’ve all sworn on your conference pre-check forms, you are the group of men who believe it’s fine and dandy to touch a woman’s breasts…

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Soft Skills

November 14, 2017
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What are soft skills? I’m suppose to improve my soft skills, but does that mean turn them into something softer, like a comfortable 3-ply roll of toilet paper? Or should I beat the crap out…

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Free Range Chicken

November 2, 2017
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If some chicken is free range chicken, shouldn’t all the other chicken be called prisoner cell chicken, or jailbird chicken? Did jailbird chickens break some law? I wonder how many innocent chickens have been convicted and executed. Were they read there…

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To the Moon and Back, Alice

October 22, 2017
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Ever notice how people like to use the moon to measure things on earth? Here’s an interesting fact I read: if you lay out all the yoyo string on the planet in a straight line,…

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Stop Speaking Infantish

September 24, 2017
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Stop Speaking Infantish

For goodness sake, if you want to train your dog properly, stop speaking infantish to him. Your dog is not a human infant. The reason we talk googly to infants is that we are training them early on…

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Can’t Find the Words

September 8, 2017
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Can’t Find the Words

Why is childish a word, but we can’t say infantish, adultish or seniorish? At this stage in my life, I ping-pong between infantish and seniorish. Often at the same time, too, like when I forget the nipple on my beer bottle and I soak my…

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Vote For Ron

August 17, 2017
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Vote For Ron

I love reading about physics, but boy, some of it is pretty mysterious. Who’s Ron, for instance? And why should I vote for him? Sean Carroll, my favourite physicist, keeps saying “elect Ron” this and…

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Blind Date

July 24, 2017
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Blind Date

What happens when two blind people go on a date? Is that called a blind date? It can’t be. Based on that criteria, we would have to call regular dating sight dating. The blind part refers to the fact that you…

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Breedism

June 13, 2017
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Breedism

Are dogs aware of their breed? Can a Doberman think, “Shit, where are all the Pinscher’s in this country? We’re letting in too many French Poodles. Snobs. Can’t even put ketchup on my food around…

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Dog Days

June 5, 2017
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I envision a world where people stop judging each other by their colour, creed or gender and instead do what dogs do, and judge people by the smell of their bum. PFHardieI am a graphic…

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