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Brokn

February 17, 2016
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Everything is brokn. Even the word “brokn” in this article is brokn. We’re told this all the time, like a brokn record. Here’s a list of all the things brokn in this world. • everything…

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Unknown Knowns

February 12, 2016
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As my brain gets older, I’m moving from the aphorism “if only I knew then what I know now” to “if only I could remember now what I knew then.” But I still look good. See?…

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Why all this fuss about some smart scientists discovering gravitational waves, confirming Einstein’s theory? I found gravitational waves around my waist years ago, when I turned 40. PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and…

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Not My Type

February 8, 2016
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As many of my friends know, my single, dating life (many moons ago) was abysmal. I had less chance of success than the ISIS barber shop down the street “taking a little off the top,…

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Please don’t kill me, youths in Asia

January 27, 2016
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Why do youths in Asia want to kill me? I hear all this talk in Canada about Youth-in-Asia and how, when I’m ready to die, they can help me “succeed”. I’m sorry, but I’ll die…

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Chip Off the Old Block

January 11, 2016
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I’m always looking for signs of the Almighty in my life. Oh sorry, did you think I meant my wife? I was confused for a minute there too. Yes, I’m completely wary of her wrath…

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Border Security: Empty Stomach, USA

January 7, 2016
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I have a new diet plan this year. It differs from all other diets in that it uses obfuscation, misdirection and outright lying, things that have always worked for me in the past. It’s based on…

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Starflix

December 22, 2015
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Spent the last 24 hours binge-watching the stars. PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful…

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rAIRified

December 17, 2015
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Today I just finished celebrating the fact that we can now buy Smart Water. (see below) I was so depressed. I have nothing else to look forward to in this bleak world. Well, yippee ki-yay!…

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