Prayer Breakfast
What exactly is a prayer breakfast? This is an activity American politicians love to attend. Is this everyone’s chance to collectively thank God for the fact that bacon tastes so damn good? This being the […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Human Rearing
I think the term child-rearing is insufficient in describing the raising of an entire human being. For example, the headaches and nightmares of raising a toddler pale in comparison to dealing with a teenager. Teens […]
Beyond the Pole
I was in Rio yesterday taking in some of the exciting Olympic events. I think my favourite event was the pole vault dancing. It’s a new event. Boy, those dedicated athletes work that pole […]
Workaholic
Society looks down on workaholism but I actually wish I was a workaholic. I’m more of a work alcoholic. Drinking while I work turns me into a napaholic, plus I suffer from napolepsy. Not much […]
At a Theatre Near You
, and I’m inventing a new movie genre combining comedy and drama, and it’s called the Comma, because the goal is to leave you unsatisfied, wanting more, as if there’s other important stuff to […]
Uber Everywhere
Uber Losers: When someone tells you you’ll never get anywhere – call me. I’ll take you somewhere. Uber Uber: For Uber drivers who are too tired, drunk or hung over to drive – I’ll tow you […]
Travel Lag
Jet lag. When you arrive at your destination looking and feeling like the masticated salisbury steak you ditched on the plane. Why doesn’t anyone complain about car lag? I once drove to California and the […]
Carry On Canada
World Headlines for 2016 Turkey arrests 9,000 military personnel after failed coup, considers death penalty U.S. wrestles with Lucifer or God as their leader Will Britain survive as a country post-Brexit? NATO keeps a suspicious […]
The Flip Side of Flops
People who know me say, “Paul, you are soooo open-minded.” And it’s true. It used to be open 24/7 but as it gets older, I now close it on Friday afternoons and while drinking. Even […]