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Hair Raising Nuclear Test

April 17, 2017
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Hair Raising Nuclear Test

  Kim Jong-un, in defiance of Trump’s military thumps, conducted yet another nuclear test. The test was designed to see how KJun’s carefully structured hair would withstand a nuclear blast of one megaton. This produces…

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The Dao of Flying

April 13, 2017
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The Dao of Flying

  United Airlines is teaching their customers to live according to the ancient wisdom of the Dao. The Dao means “The Way”, in particular, the way out of your airplane seat, off the plane, and to…

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Turbulent Times

April 11, 2017
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Turbulent Times

A United Airlines passenger was badly hurt from what looks like rocky turbulence on a flight yesterday. What makes this turbulence unique was that the plane was stationary. In civilian lingo, that means on the…

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Name That Brain

April 6, 2017
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Name That Brain

As a kid, I was told my brain was a sponge. “Sure, math is hard, but that sponge of yours will soak it up.” Except living sponges have no brain whatsoever. Not a neuron in sight.…

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Colliding Committees

March 29, 2017
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A friend of mine, employed by a huge corporation, was rear-ended by the steering committee and is now in the hospital with a fractured tailbone and a bruised employee rating. Apparently the committee fought over who controls the steering wheel and…

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No Plan B?

March 24, 2017
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No Plan B?

Trump said there was no plan B for his health care bill. It turns out there is a Plan B One-Step. The Republicans, who despise abortion rights, just aborted their own legislation. This will give…

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Sold Over Asking

March 23, 2017
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Sold Over Asking

  Selling houses really is a unique phenomenon in our economy. In my neighbourhood, many of the “Sold” signs have an extra sign attached to it, reading “sold over asking”. I can’t think of another…

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Next Time I’ll Declare Jackfruit

March 21, 2017
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Next Time I’ll Declare Jackfruit

“Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?”, the American customs official officially asked. A soldier of Homeland Security, or perhaps Homeland Peculiarity. “Three apples”, was our response. Alarm bells went off. Not real alarm bells…

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Wire Tap Shoes

March 5, 2017
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Wire Tap Shoes

I think there was a wiretap in my tap shoes. But why would Obama tap my tap shoes? He could just take tap lessons himself. And I would show him all the moves anyway. Hmmmm……

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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

March 2, 2017
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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

You hate meetings, and so do I. Someone keeps the minutes, while the minutes seem like hours, and you’re counting the seconds until the minutes and hours are over. The main problem with meetings is…

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