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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

March 2, 2017
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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

You hate meetings, and so do I. Someone keeps the minutes, while the minutes seem like hours, and you’re counting the seconds until the minutes and hours are over. The main problem with meetings is…

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Coup d’crud

March 1, 2017
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Coup d’crud

Just about every week I report one of these little plastic tabs as missing. I open a loaf of bread and poof! Gone almost as fast as my PB&J sandwich. Yesterday I hunted them down.…

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Fixing the Thermostat

February 28, 2017
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Fixing the Thermostat

If experts can reverse global warming, then why can’t we jig things just enough to achieve a nice, comfortable 75 degrees across the globe? In fact, global warming distracts from the real problem. Earth’s thermostat…

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The Planets

February 23, 2017
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The Planets

Scientists have discovered 7 earth-like planets. Oh joy. Have you checked out the state of our earth lately? And we’re looking for more of these? When you stay in a hotel with cockroaches, bad food…

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Put Some Clothes On

February 15, 2017
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    Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level? I use it in reverse. I…

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Trumpy

February 14, 2017
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Trumpy

  He was once a little green monied guy TRUMPY Now he is the President and we cry TRUMPY He will shame us in history books With his pony pal Putin too If you have no…

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This is NOT CNN

February 8, 2017
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In light of Trump’s team inventing terrorist attacks that never happened, and the media never covering terrorists attacks that actually happened, CNN is splitting the difference. CNN, THE voice in fake news, is starting a…

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HomeSense

February 1, 2017
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HomeSense

    The retail chain HomeSense is practically on every corner these days. Let’s call it CommonSense. When my wife shops there, she is InSense. I hate when teens go there, because you are shopping in AdolesSense.…

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Face-to-Face

January 26, 2017
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Face-to-Face

Philosophers say that we should all learn to come face-to-face with our mortality. Coincidentally, my mortality called me yesterday. Mortality: Paul, it’s urgent that we meet. Me: Um, thank you for calling. Ah, please leave a,…

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The V8 Bus

January 24, 2017
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  I suppose it’s not particularly pleasant, being crushed by 35,000 vegetables. I managed to make it fun. I was on the #11 bus going home. Suddenly, the 35,000 (estimated) riders turned into an assortment…

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