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No Plan B?

March 24, 2017
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No Plan B?

Trump said there was no plan B for his health care bill. It turns out there is a Plan B One-Step. The Republicans, who despise abortion rights, just aborted their own legislation. This will give…

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Sold Over Asking

March 23, 2017
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Sold Over Asking

  Selling houses really is a unique phenomenon in our economy. In my neighbourhood, many of the “Sold” signs have an extra sign attached to it, reading “sold over asking”. I can’t think of another…

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Next Time I’ll Declare Jackfruit

March 21, 2017
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Next Time I’ll Declare Jackfruit

“Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables?”, the American customs official officially asked. A soldier of Homeland Security, or perhaps Homeland Peculiarity. “Three apples”, was our response. Alarm bells went off. Not real alarm bells…

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Wire Tap Shoes

March 5, 2017
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Wire Tap Shoes

I think there was a wiretap in my tap shoes. But why would Obama tap my tap shoes? He could just take tap lessons himself. And I would show him all the moves anyway. Hmmmm……

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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

March 2, 2017
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The “No More Meetings” Meeting

You hate meetings, and so do I. Someone keeps the minutes, while the minutes seem like hours, and you’re counting the seconds until the minutes and hours are over. The main problem with meetings is…

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Coup d’crud

March 1, 2017
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Coup d’crud

Just about every week I report one of these little plastic tabs as missing. I open a loaf of bread and poof! Gone almost as fast as my PB&J sandwich. Yesterday I hunted them down.…

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Fixing the Thermostat

February 28, 2017
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Fixing the Thermostat

If experts can reverse global warming, then why can’t we jig things just enough to achieve a nice, comfortable 75 degrees across the globe? In fact, global warming distracts from the real problem. Earth’s thermostat…

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The Planets

February 23, 2017
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The Planets

Scientists have discovered 7 earth-like planets. Oh joy. Have you checked out the state of our earth lately? And we’re looking for more of these? When you stay in a hotel with cockroaches, bad food…

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Put Some Clothes On

February 15, 2017
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    Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level? I use it in reverse. I…

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Trumpy

February 14, 2017
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Trumpy

  He was once a little green monied guy TRUMPY Now he is the President and we cry TRUMPY He will shame us in history books With his pony pal Putin too If you have no…

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