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This is NOT CNN

February 8, 2017
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In light of Trump’s team inventing terrorist attacks that never happened, and the media never covering terrorists attacks that actually happened, CNN is splitting the difference. CNN, THE voice in fake news, is starting a…

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HomeSense

February 1, 2017
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HomeSense

    The retail chain HomeSense is practically on every corner these days. Let’s call it CommonSense. When my wife shops there, she is InSense. I hate when teens go there, because you are shopping in AdolesSense.…

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Face-to-Face

January 26, 2017
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Face-to-Face

Philosophers say that we should all learn to come face-to-face with our mortality. Coincidentally, my mortality called me yesterday. Mortality: Paul, it’s urgent that we meet. Me: Um, thank you for calling. Ah, please leave a,…

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The V8 Bus

January 24, 2017
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  I suppose it’s not particularly pleasant, being crushed by 35,000 vegetables. I managed to make it fun. I was on the #11 bus going home. Suddenly, the 35,000 (estimated) riders turned into an assortment…

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Undercover Boss

January 21, 2017
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Undercover Boss

Maybe the American Presidency is an episode of Undercover Boss. “Donald Trump” is a horrid costume to disguise his real identity. After feedback for his “employees”, he’ll take off the shroud, and it will be…

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The Elephone in the Room

January 17, 2017
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The Elephone in the Room

Okay, the iPhone is getting too big now. I don’t think this will fit in my jeans. PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At…

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Cargo Out of My Bedroom

January 5, 2017
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Have you ever had a Chinese cargo ship sail through your bedroom while you try to sleep? I’ve been visited for the last week, so far. It sails under the name: My Wife Snoring. My…

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Hook, Line, and Syncer

January 4, 2017
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Hook, Line, and Syncer

Mariah Carey invited me to play the piano at one of her intimate concerts. I said, “Sure. Do you mind if I finger-sync?” PFHardieI am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And…

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You Will Meet A Long, Dark Tunnel

December 28, 2016
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    All near-death experiences are comprised of travelling through a long, dark tunnel towards a very bright light. What’s with the tunnel? Apparently we all have to take a train to meet God. A…

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Dry Cleaners

December 16, 2016
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Dry Cleaners

I hate visiting the dry cleaners. It’s hard describing to them what I need while I’m holding my breath, which I do so that the chemicals in the air don’t dissolve my lungs. All dry…

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