Author: PFHardie
Coco Confused
This is Coco. A very smart girl. Or so I thought. Yes, she knows a lot of commands and has a good grasp of manners around humans. Like sitting and not licking the elevator buttons, […]
Rodman and His Pony Pal Putin
I’m a recovering exerciser. Joined a zero step program. As I get older, I’ve moved from “beer’s cold, I’m sold” to “do you have a nice, light, inoffensive blonde, not too hoppy, pairs well with […]
Fun Trying Times
These are trying times. Try these tips for having more fun: The next time you meet someone who suffers a head trauma that causes amnesia, tell them you were there for them the whole time […]
Covid’s Greatest Hits
In a surprise move, the Australian Tennis Open has made the tennis courts the size of Novak Djokovic’s ego, rendering the game much easier to play. Children of all ages, including Novak, are invited to […]
Canine Crimes
The French Bulldog is a canine crime in the making. You’ll find these creatures everywhere and more and more popular. If you can’t picture one, imagine a rump roast for a body, enlarged prostate for […]
Home Sweet Money
I sold my daughter’s Barbie house on Kijiji for way over asking. And only one bathroom. What a crazy market. Of course the new owners tore it down and built one of those monster […]