The No-Paper Paper
My car insurance company mailed me a very polite letter. A letter, printed on paper, thanking me for choosing the NO-PAPER option in all our correspondence. “You’re welcome, insurance company”, I wrote in a letter […]
My car insurance company mailed me a very polite letter. A letter, printed on paper, thanking me for choosing the NO-PAPER option in all our correspondence. “You’re welcome, insurance company”, I wrote in a letter […]
From the makers of The Masked Singer comes The Masked Surgeon. Three people dressed as surgeons and ready to operate. Only one is a real surgeon. Can you tell who is the real surgeon and who are the […]
A recent poll on the Covid death toll finds that 57% of Republicans think the current number of dead is acceptable. The other 43% feel it should be higher. From the man who poisons his […]
Yesterday we played Twister with social distancing. Some call it yoga. I’m so glad golfing is back. I can continue to practice socially distancing the ball from the hole. Watch out for the new […]
Harvey Weinstein has wisely hired a prison consultant. This consultant will explain to Harv that certain cinematic terms he is use to hearing will have slightly different meanings. Climax – you’ll probably be too nervous […]
Coincidentally, when the scandal first hit I was sitting down to a nice donut and a gin and tonic. The scandal that will make it into the anals of Canadian history. Justin Trudeau, in his […]
Do you snore? Relief is in sight. A new study on people with sleep apnea who snore found that these people have fat tongues, and this contributes to their snoring. Just when you thought you […]