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Online Shopping

December 11, 2016
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I shopped online all day yesterday. My fingers are exhausted. Tons of web traffic. Should have bookmarked my spot. Just when I found the correct I.P. address, I had to pee, so I took a…

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I Don’t Like Trump Either

December 7, 2016
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Does every celebrity that ever existed have to come out and denounce Trump? Is that required before we convince everyone that Trump is bad? Today, Jerry Springer offered his rarified opinion on Trump. Guess what?…

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Food as Food

December 2, 2016
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Food as Food

Why can’t food just be food? Instead, the new marketing of food includes the phrase, food as fuel. What the hell does that mean? Can I put a turkey club in my gas tank and…

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It’s All Part of the J-O-B

November 30, 2016
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Lately I’ve been thinking that I have it all wrong about Donald Trump. I think he will be one of our great leaders. He is a wise voice in a sea of insanity. I take…

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Pot Unlucky Party

November 29, 2016
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Pot Unlucky Party

Why do potluck parties exist? They’re all the rage around Christmas. “Gee, I want to have a dinner party but I’m too lazy to get off my ass and cook – I guess it’ll be…

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Feliz Navidud

November 28, 2016
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Is it possible that someone other than José Feliciano sing Feliz Navidad? Maybe just this once. Just for this year. He must need a break. Technically, it’s not that difficult a song. I think Adele…

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Castroenteritis

November 27, 2016
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Castroenteritis

Poor Justin. He is currently suffering from Castroenteritis, brought on by the death of Fidel Castro. This is the condition of developing stomach pains and diarrhea from losing a fellow dictator. In this case, Justin has…

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Spokesperson

November 23, 2016
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Spokesperson

    How come only prominent people get to have a spokesperson? If you’re really big, like Trump, Cruise or Oprah, you have lots of spokespersons. They have spokespeople. I could really use a spokesperson. I…

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My Life by Morgan Freeman

November 17, 2016
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My Life by Morgan Freeman

    I was watching a documentary on t.v. called How To Prepare For Prison when it occurred to me, I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate my life. You know, like he narrates The Shawshank Redemption.…

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The Ultimate Corporate White Paper

November 14, 2016
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            A huge corporation came to me and asked if I could produce an effective and influential White Paper for their business. I did, and their global business has tripled.…

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