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		<title>Horror Meets Humor Week on HO: The Loveliest Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Kellars — David and Jenna and their young son Miles — have moved into a house left to them by Jenna’s late father.  Miles is not yet comfortable in his new bedroom, where something disturbs his sleep one night. &#8230; &#160; &#160; Miles propped himself up on both arms in bed, in the dark, wide awake.  He was not sure what had awakened him, but he had the impression someone had come into his bedroom. The wind blew outside and sent a spatter of rain against the windowpane.  Miles could hear the distant surf crashing against the rocks at the foot of the cliff behind the house.  His bed was against the wall across from the door, and there were two bare windows just above it.  The ivy on the outside wall of the house whispered secretly every time the wind blew.  Maybe that was it — the strange new sounds of the night had awakened him, sounds it would take awhile to get used to, that was all.  And the room was new, the bed, everything.  Even the things he had brought with him from Redding took on new shapes in the dark — the toy dinosaurs on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horror Meets Humor Week on HO: Ravenous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 13:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ray Garton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick Hollenbeck is walking his dog Cosmo on a cold, misty night. &#8230; &#160; Each block in that neighborhood had two streetlights, and the first one was coming up.  Its yellowish light had a halo of mist around it.  As Cosmo led him through the pool of light, Patrick looked ahead and saw a dark figure walking toward them. The figure was all the way across Ivy and on the next block, walking rapidly.  As the dark figure stepped into a pool of light, Patrick laughed a barking laugh that echoed in the night — the man walking rapidly toward him was completely naked.  Although that moment of illumination was brief, Patrick was certain that the man was not wearing any clothes. The naked man reached the end of the block, crossed Ivy, and stepped up onto Patrick’s block.  As he passed beneath the streetlight at that end of the block, Patrick flinched.  Suddenly, the man was wearing a full suit of dark clothes.  Or &#8230; was that some kind of dark coat?  Even his face looked dark.  He even seemed &#8230; taller.  Patrick frowned and quickly questioned what he had seen earlier.  He was certain the man had been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horror Meets Humor Week on HO: Live Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 13:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ray Garton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this scene, protagonist Davey Owen has sneaked into the basement beneath Live Girls, a peepshow in Times Square run by beautiful, deadly vampires. &#8230; &#160; He began kicking his legs to push himself against the wall and to kick away whatever was in the dark before him.  Pressing his back to the wall, he reached into his coat pocket and clumsily removed the gun and penlight.  He flicked on the light and held it between his teeth as he gripped the gun in his right hand and prepared to use it. At first he saw nothing.  The air was dusty and smelled &#8230; diseased.  It conjured up images in his head of gaping, cauterized wounds and freshly sawed bone.  Something dripped steadily. Then the blackness beyond his light began to take shape and move.  There was a whisper.  Another.  A stifled giggle. Davey heard the shuffling on the floor again and swung his beam downward to what looked, at first, like no more than a big lump in the floor, until its head looked up, its eyes squinting at Davey, and reached its stub of an arm toward him, its smile revealing rotted teeth. Davey pushed himself to his [...]]]></description>
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