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My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler.

February 17, 2017
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My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler. Yes, it is true. Shameful but true. It is always difficult for the children of those involved in criminal activities to confront their past and the social stigmas associated…

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Are Mosquitoes From Transylvania Too?

February 12, 2017
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Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to…

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Never Kiss A Saber Toothed Squirrel.

February 4, 2017
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It isn’t often one sees a saber toothed squirrel. Of course, it isn’t often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance:…

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DO CANADIANS REALLY EXIST?

February 1, 2017
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Do Canadians really exist? Yes, that is my question. Is there really such a whimsical folk who believe in such things as mounted police wearing red uniforms and modified cowboy hats, water wells with hand…

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A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular They Understand Best

January 27, 2017
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A Message For Trump’s Minions Worded In The Vernacular They Understand Best In a bow to our supposed new President-Select (not ‘Elect’) I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he…

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The Coward’s Guide To Learning Snowboarding

January 21, 2017
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The more wussy sport of skiing. Here ladies and gentlemen is the ultimate beginners snowboarding guide “How To Snowboard the R. Freed Way!” Alright! This is for those of you who hate the cold, hate…

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Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office.

January 15, 2017
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  Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into…

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The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President

January 13, 2017
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The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed) Note to the historically impaired- Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and…

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President Obama Stars In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life.’

January 12, 2017
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President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was…

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Tthiss Isnnt Verry Schmart-

January 8, 2017
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Roger FreedI am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous…

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