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The Coward’s Guide To Learning Snowboarding

January 21, 2017
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The more wussy sport of skiing. Here ladies and gentlemen is the ultimate beginners snowboarding guide “How To Snowboard the R. Freed Way!” Alright! This is for those of you who hate the cold, hate…

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Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office.

January 15, 2017
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  Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into…

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The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President

January 13, 2017
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The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed) Note to the historically impaired- Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and…

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President Obama Stars In ‘It’s A Wonderful Life.’

January 12, 2017
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President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was…

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Tthiss Isnnt Verry Schmart-

January 8, 2017
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Roger FreedI am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous…

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Trump Finally Says Something That is Really True!!!!!

December 28, 2016
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Roger FreedI am a roamer and a rambler and on occasion I find time to sit down and write something. I was a regular on three humor websites and have had cartoons and mostly humorous…

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A Quick History of Snowboarding

December 27, 2016
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History of Snowboarding for Snowboarding History Buffs

For Those Snowboarders Who Can Actually Concentrate On Something For More Than Five Seconds   Most sports enthusiasts are under the mistaken impression that the fine art of snowboarding is a recent development. Of course,…

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A RETURN TO ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS’

December 25, 2016
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care with the kids still in them…

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Thousands Of Fir Trees Mysteriously Disappearing Around The World- Kidnapping Suspected.

December 24, 2016
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Thousands of fir trees have been mysteriously disappearing from forests around the Western world in the last few weeks. Forest rangers making their rounds have been shocked to find many conifers, mostly young ones between…

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Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

December 19, 2016
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Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 18 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam’s…

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