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Graham: “When I’m President, If White House Is Rockin’ Don’t Come a Knockin'”

October 6, 2015
By
Stud

Unmarried South Carolina Lindsey Graham, despite non-existent polling numbers, remains confident in his ability to secure the GOP Presidential nomination and capture the White House. On ABC’s “The View” he explained to Whoopi Goldberg that…

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Congress Calls Emergency Session, Passes Bipartisan Bill To Provide Thoughts, Prayers For Victims Of Next 12 Mass Shootings

October 5, 2015
By
Courage

In the wake of yet another tragic mass shooting in America, the United States Congress called an emergency session of both houses and put aside political tensions to bravely pass legislation that will finally make…

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Pope Dines With Homeless, Paul Ryan Arrives Hours Later to Re-wash Dishes

September 25, 2015
By
Dishes

After Pope Francis’ address to the United States Congress yesterday, he declined many meal invites from the lawmakers in order to dine with area homeless people in Washington, D.C. Francis instead blessed a meal for…

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Honest Self-Help Guru Recommends You Not Buy His Books

September 1, 2015
By
Guru

Thekwak Swindlar, the newly-proclaimed ‘honest self-help guru,’ recommends that you not buy any of his best-selling self-help books. Swindlar, who has written 12 books since 2001, covering themes of harnessing your personal power, creating your…

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In Today’s Enlightened Society, Sucker MCs Still An Unfortunate Target of Bullying

August 8, 2015
By
Sucker MC

With many formerly oppressed groups finally gaining crucial civil rights, one group seems to stand alone as still being an acceptable target for ridicule. Rightly so, discrimination against racial minorities, women, gays, lesbians, transgender persons,…

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Pluto Files Injunction to Remove Videos of its Bare Surface from the Internet

July 28, 2015
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Pluto Files Injunction to Remove Videos of its Bare Surface from the Internet

Recent still and moving mages of the dwarf planet Pluto taken by the New Horizons spacecraft have taken the internet by storm, but today Pluto filed an injunction in federal court to have the images…

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GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils

July 27, 2015
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GOP Primary Shaping Up To Be a Choice Between The Lesser of 16 Evils

The Iowa Caucus for the Republican 2016 Presidential nomination is not until January 2016, but an already crowded field of candidates is fighting for the right to be on stage for the first televised debate…

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Airbag Manufacturer Fights Recall, Says Airbags Are Safe, Just Avoid Running Into Anything

April 30, 2015
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Airbag Manufacturer Fights Recall, Says Airbags Are Safe, Just Avoid Running Into Anything

A major manufacturer of airbags sourced in many brands of automobiles has resisted a recall of its airbags, despite many high-profile incidences in which many consumers have had shards of various sharp objects explode into…

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Kids Desperately Hoping New Star Wars Movies Aren’t As Bad As Terrible Original Trilogy

April 17, 2015
By
Jar Jar

In advance of the upcoming Star Wars movies, the nation’s youngsters are desperately hoping that the new attempts will not be as bad as episodes four through six from the original trilogy. Most enjoyed episodes…

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Marie Claire Releases Unretouched Sarah Palin Speech

February 25, 2015
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Marie Claire Releases Unretouched Sarah Palin Speech

This week, fresh on the heels of leaked unretouched Cindy Crawford and Beyonce photographs, there has been another leak. This time, it is Sarah Palin who is being praised for the freshness and groundbreaking honesty…

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