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Looking Away from Addiction

April 24, 2013
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“What’s the big deal, mom? Caitlyn’s dad said it’s OK.”

What happens when love of history turns into an ugly addiction? I go undercover as a white person to Investigate one race's dangerous love affair with the Confederate flag.

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Ask Dr. Snee: Overcoming Your Shortcomings

April 10, 2013
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“It was tiny, and it looked like this!”

A new study about penis size has at least one reader worried about how he measures up.

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Cleaning Out the Language Gutters 2013

April 3, 2013
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Look at her. All menstruating into a cup like she owns the damn place.

Time to flush some more unusable words out of our system.

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Marriage is Older Than the Earth

March 27, 2013
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“Jesus, not even as a bridesmaid?”

It seemed like only a year ago when we last argued about gay marriage. Or two years before that. Or two years before that. Eh, what the hell. Let's dust off the old Prop 8…

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Consume like a man

March 13, 2013
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Fact: Men will buy anything shaped like an athletic supporter.

Unless we start buying more shit, men may become useless to our corporate betters.

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Ask Dr. Snee: Snowed in with your letters

March 6, 2013
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See how closely he mimics our human emotions? That’s because — believe it or not — Brendan Fraser is a modern human, or Homo sapiens sapiens.

While I'm pretending to be snowed in, I might as well answer some letters.

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Keep Calm and Drink

February 27, 2013
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"According to your answers, you drank lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll rumrunners last night."

Who -- or what -- is drinking half of Britain's booze?

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Take it down a notch, Valentine

February 13, 2013
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What if, for instance, he can’t hold his roofies? And now all the other dates are taken!

Look, people who "celebrate" Single Awareness Day: don't blame everyone because Valentine's sucks. Just blame these assholes.

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Time to Retire ‘Redskins’

February 6, 2013
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Washington football sort of matters again! Isn't it time we gave sportscasters a break from using the R-word?

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Get well soon, Ron Jeremy

January 30, 2013
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That’s a lot of hairy man for even the largest dick to carry. (Source: ronjeremy.com, which is surprisingly SFW)

Ron Jeremy, American hero and star of all those video tapes your dad hid, was hospitalized with a heart aneurysm.

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