Oklahoma City Created Fat People
OKLAHOMA CITY CREATED FAT PEOPLE By Stan Silliman I’m not trying to come off as a Chamber of Commerce ad but I have civic pride and my little city did its part in building our […]
Author: Stan Silliman
Sports writer for 13 years, my Bleacher Report articles in USA Today, LA Times, Forbes, Dallas Morning News. Seven books, 6000 jokes, 860 columns written. Also very active on a website called Kwipster.
I've writtens for comics and cartoonists. Samples of some of my cartoon/humor books can be seen at www.comedyempirepress.com
I'm also a comedian with regular appearances in New York, Dallas, Austin, Oklahoma City and Las Vegas. If I ever get on cruise ships, I'll let you know.
George Bailey vs The Big Short
http://gty.im/3260235 You got several choices for Christmas movies this year. You can turn on your TV and find Jimmy Stewart once again showing there was a reason for George Bailey living in Frank Capra’s “It’s […]
Fox says Leo DiCaprio was Not Raped by Bear
Yes, he was NOT raped by a bear, FOX movies told us… twice. In case we didn’t hear it the first time, FOX repeated it: Leo was not raped. Fox is promoting the movie Revenant […]
Pfizer, Allergan Merge: Promises Boners with Less Wrinkles
Viagra maker, Pfizer, is merging with Irish pharma giant Allergan, maker of Botox. This is a marriage straight from petri dish heaven, two companies cashing in on a desire to turn back the clock. Or […]
Pyramids Stored Grain says Dr. Carson
“The Pyramids were built to store grain,” said presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson, “They were not tombs and they were built by Joseph. Plus, they had hermetically sealed compartments, another sign of grain storage.” I […]
Witch Gets Restraining Order Against Warlock
Here’s a belated Halloween story that will restore your faith in America’s legal system: In Salem, Massachusetts, a witch was granted a restraining order against a warlock! Lori Bruno, 75-year-old Salem witch (above) sued 45-year-old […]
Wrong Guy at your Halloween Door
People think because I’m old I’m not up on the current trends but that’s not so. Last year for Halloween, all the candy I gave out was crushed. Most were with me until this guy […]
Blatter Out, Sexwale In?
http://gty.im/459949750 “Tokyo Sexwale will replace Sepp Blatter,” says Davidoff Clarkinov, my soccer FIFA expert. I can’t say Sepp Blatter without rushing to the bathroom. It’s not so much his corruption, just that his name evokes […]
Man Tastes, Reviews over 5600 Types of Ramen
http://gty.im/548776829 Toshio Yamamoto likes ramen. I’d say, like he likes ramen more than I like sports. 5654 varieties of ramen he’s tried, reviewed for his website I-ramen-net, and shown on his videos (22 million hits). […]
London Zoo Love Triangle Sacks Meerkat Keeper
Watch out for those London Zoo love triangles. A meerkat keeper was dismissed when she hit a monkey handler with a wine glass over a llama keeper. Carolyn Westlake, the meerkat keeper, who is much […]