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		<title>American Family Association &#8211; the Essence of Stupidity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer is urging NBA teams not to sign Jason Collins because he has come out as openly gay. Later, everyone with an active brain cell urged the rest of the world to shun the American Family Association because they are just bigoted idiots. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Kansas&#8217; New Abortion Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2013 19:33:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Kansas legislators granted final passage to a sweeping anti-abortion measure this weekend which made at least one woman say, &#8220;Toto, thank God we are not in Kansas anymore!&#8221; Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Vengeance is Mine Sayeth Bill O&#8217;Reilly</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/vengeance-is-mine-sayeth-bill-oreilly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 12:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill O’Reilly was allegedly  so angered by his ex-wife’s marriage to a Nassau County, NY detective that he used his celebrity and monetary influence with the NYC archdiocese to get his wife officially reprimanded, which might be the first step toward ex-communication, for taking communion without first getting an annulment. Funny, how the archdiocese didn’t give him an official reprimand after his co-worker filed sexual harassment claims against him or after it went public that O’Reilly tried to get police officials to launch an internal affairs investigation into his ex-wife’s new husband.  I guess the old  saying is true, “It’s okay to be a prick as long as you go to church on Sunday and drop boatloads of cash into the collection.” Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Tebow&#8217;s New Calling</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/tim-tebows-new-calling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 14:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A church in Dallas, known for its anti-gay and anti-Semitic rhetoric, is excited because Tim Tebow will try out his preaching skills and speak to its congregation in April.  Well, maybe he can score some points there. God knows he hasn’t been able to do it in the NFL. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Say Goodbye to New Mexico</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Cathryyn Brown, a Republican state lawmaker in New Mexico introduced a bill on Wednesday that would legally require victims of rape to carry their pregnancies to term in order to use the fetus as evidence for a sexual assault at trial. According to her bill, a rape victim who ended her pregnancy would be charged with a third-degree felony for “tampering with evidence”. If this bill passes, I have one question: Is there a procedure for throwing states out of the union?  If we don’t have one, we really need to get one. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>How Do We Solve A Problem like Women Priests?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 92-year-old Jesuit priest was stripped of his duties because he presided over a mass with a woman priest. The woman, Janice Sevre-Duszynksa is an ordained priest with Womenpriests, a Roman Catholic advocacy group.  Women priests are not sanctioned by the Vatican because the traditional stance by the popes has been that they do not believe Jesus had women apostles so if they were not good enough for him, they are not good enough for the Church. Upon hearing the news of the 92-year-old’s dismissal, Jesus put out his own press release which said, “I am tired of religion painting me as sexist and vengeful God. We had lots of women helping out. If a woman was good enough to be my mother, she is good enough to be a priest. Grow up and give them a robe already.” &#160; http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/08/15698507-priest-stripped-of-duties-for-celebrating-mass-with-woman-priest Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Jan Brewer</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/wheres-jan-brewer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) is missing. Supposedly, the right-wing governor has flown the coop and even missed a ballot certification event. While her mission is so secret that not even her closest friends know her whereabouts, there are some theories about where the governor has gone: Mexico. It’s no secret that Brewer doesn’t like Mexicans crossing into her state, so she thought she would cross into their borders just to show them how inconvenient it is to chase after “illegals”. While there, she will take a job as a janitor, busboy and dishwasher, the same cushy jobs in the US that Mexicans steal from Americans. Area 51. Someone told Governor Brewer that there was a secret stash of aliens in New Mexico, so she took off to see for herself. Unfortunately, it was the wrong type of aliens and the Governor might have unintentionally booked a one-way ticket to a distant planet. If she does return, there could be a myriad of changes in this hardened politician. She might not speak aloud anymore opting to do all communication via mental telepathy. A visit to a new world might make her re-think her stance on everything from gun control to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do We Need Hollywood&#8217;s Opinions?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/why-do-we-need-hollywoods-opinions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 18:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In analyzing the VP debates, the media went to the most logical source for commentary: Hollywood.  Yes, apparently, the “stars” know all there is to know about “real” America and understand the plight of  regular folks better than anyone.   I have a question:  In what universe do millionaire performers, who can’t present an award without taking home a six-figure gift bag, represent  the “average” American.  I think Hollywood needs to rethink its political opinions and put its wealth where it might do the most good for its own community. I hear The Betty Ford Center is in need of a new wing. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;What Comes after Empty Chair Day?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/what-comes-afterempty-chair-day/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/what-comes-afterempty-chair-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 22:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ultra right wing conservatives celebrated “Empty Chair Day”  as a show of support for Clint Eastwood and his speech at the GOP convention.  In response, the Left will celebrate “Empty Head Day” to acknowledge ultra right wing conservatives. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>The Brains of Lubbock County, Texas</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-brains-of-lubbock-county-texas/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-brains-of-lubbock-county-texas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tom Head, a Lubbock County, Texas  judge, is pushing for a tax increase for the district attorney’s office and county sheriff’s office to pay for the necessary resources the county would need to battle invaders who  would swoop down on Lubbock County if President Obama wins re-election. I know this sounds like a bad movie plot, but Judge Head is for real.  He is convinced that a second Obama term would not only throw Lubbock County but the entire country into political unrest. Head, who apparently does not have one atop his shoulders or perhaps  thinks with the wrong one, believes the American people will revolt because Obama will hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the United Nations.  The judge doesn’t quite explain why Obama wants to hand over the sovereignty of the U.S. but he is certain this will occur, and the United States will have to fight the U.N. forces for control. Several things surprise me about Judge Head  and his invasion theory: 1. People in Lubbock County believe this man and continue to keep him in office. 2. The people of Lubbock County have failed to understand that the entire invasion by the U.N. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Facts of Life as Told by Conservative Congressman Todd Akin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 23:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.), “legitimate victims of rape” rarely get pregnant. The ultra-conservative congressman says that women have the ability to shut down whatever it is that gets women pregnant while they are being assaulted.  ( I think the term he was looking for was penis, but&#8230;) Women everywhere are amazed by his knowledge of female biology.  I would like to state my theory that Representative Akin does not have the ability to produce a rational thought as his brain cells have shut down from the many times his foot has been shoved into his mouth. I am pretty sure, that unlike his theory, mine can be proved. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Tebow Does GQ</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The newest issue of GQ  features Tim Tebow  shirtless.  Some are calling the photo amazing. Really?  I know he is nicely built, but he is a guy without a shirt. Now amazing to me would be if he got Jesus to be on the cover with him. For two guys who are so tight, you would think Tebow would have more pull. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Ryan Lochte&#8217;s &#8220;Swimmers&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/ryan-lochtes-swimmers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 13:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the mother of Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, her son has time for only one-night stands with the ladies.  I love when mothers and sons share such personal information with each other and then let the public know.  I think we should all pause here and recognize the fact that there is very little between Ryan Lochte’s Speedo and the rest of the world, and before any woman consents to taking a dip in his pool, she should make sure he dons a protective cap on all the appropriate heads. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>The Amazing Sally Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 02:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sally Ride waited until the end of her life to tell the world she was gay.  The reason is simple. While she would always be known as an accomplished Doctor of Physics, the first woman in the US space program, and a role model for children of all ages, being gay meant she could never do one thing: shout out the words “Eat mor Chikin”  in a commercial for Chick-Fil-A. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Speaks to the NAACP</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 19:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many Americans are shocked that Mitt Romney told an audience at the NAACP convention that he would repeal Obamacare. That does not shock me. What shocks me is that he knows what an NAACP convention is. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt&#8217;s Money Lies Over the Ocean&#8230;Mitt&#8217;s Money Lies Over the Sea&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mitts-money-lies-over-the-ocean-mitts-money-lies-over-the-sea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mitt Romney went on the defensive about his offshore bank accounts telling Radio Iowa’s O.Kay Henderson that a blind trust handles his personal investments and he does not even know where they are.   For most of us, a misplaced $20 bill is enough to make us freak out, and  Mitt doesn’t care where his millions are. I don&#8217;t think I like his attitude. I think if he can&#8217;t be responsible for handling his own money, we shouldn&#8217;t let him handle ours. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>All the News that is Not so News</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/all-the-news-that-is-not-so-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 11:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anderson Cooper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing; Anderson Cooper has confirmed he is gay, and the latest bulletin brought to us coutresy of FOX News: Sarah Palin is still stupid. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Poopular Vote</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/poopular-vote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bird poop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new study conducted in Scotland found that birds like to poop on red cars the most. I’m hoping this pooping preference might expand to the “red” states come election time.  A lot of falling bird poop not only sends a powerful message but could make it tough to get out and vote. &#160; Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-real-performers-of-cirque-du-soleil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[border agents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cigarettes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a fire in the theater which resulted when audience members, who witnessed the loud and enthusiastic performance of the border agents, felt the need to light up cigarettes. However, Cirque Du Soleil has decided not to press charges and in fact, has signed the couple to a long-term contract explaining that their death-defying acrobatics and colorful visual display fit in well with the famous traveling show. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Digging for the Facts</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/digging-for-the-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 21:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank Cady]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frank Cady, who was famous for his role of  Sam Drucker on  Green Acres and Petticoat Junction, has passed away. He was 96. The Huffington Post reports that a cause of death was not released.  I am waiting for the hard-hitting investigative journalists at The Huffington Post to discover that old age played a part in Mr. Cady’s demise. We might have a long wait. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>When Parents Suck</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/when-parents-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Breeze Beretta Gentlemen's club]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Florida]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Levi Johnston is planning on selling information and pictures of his new baby who he will name &#8220;Breeze Beretta&#8221; (after the gun, of course) to media outlets.  The ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin hopes that the tabloids will pay a hefty sum for the photos which will allow him to re-cushion his depleted bank account that became padded when he impregnated the teenage daughter of Sarah Palin. However, since the mother-to-be of this child is not anyone famous, the media is not nearly as eager to loosen their purse strings as they were the first time around, so Levi might have to resort to finding a job to support his growing family, and this sort of ticks him off. Octomom, who recently filed for bankruptcy and needs money to support her 14 children, has signed on to be a stripper at a club in West Palm Beach, Florida. The eight-night topless gig (why men are so interested in seeing these breasts that have fed so many so often is beyond me) will help her promote her porn video which she also recently made to bolster her sagging bank account. Can someone remind me again why it&#8217;s bad to sterilize people? &#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Million Mistakes</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/one-million-mistakes-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anti-gay groups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bigotry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blackmail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, they went after JC Penney for adopting Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Now, One Million Moms, a conservative “family values” group who equates homosexuality with sin, is ready to fight JC Penney again, for their ad showing two gay dads in a Father’s Day campaign. Contending that the retailer was “continuing on the same path of promoting sin” with this new ad as they were with Ellen, they asked their supporters to write “REFUSED…RETURN TO SENDER” on their JCPenney catalog when it arrives. This is not the first time the ultra-conservative group has used heavy-handed tactics to sway advertisers and TV networks to see things their way.  I guess nothing says “Look how we serve God and our fellow man” like a successful campaign of blackmail and extortion. Hey, it worked for the Inquisition and the Salem Witch Trials.  And to think, this is the same &#8220;think like us or we will mow you down&#8221; set of values that they are passing on to their children. I think I sleep better knowing there is another generation waiting in the wings. &#160; Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Drive Thru Anger at Taco Bell</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/drive-thru-anger-at-taco-bell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 11:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Ohio man rammed his car into a Taco Bell because the fast food employees did not give him the taco he ordered at the drive thru.  How sad  that this man was driven to such extreme behavior over a taco.   A chalupa I get, but a taco? &#160; Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Electrified Preacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 11:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Charles Worley]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reverend Charles Worley of North Carolina has decided that the only way to do away with Gays and Lesbians is to “Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals, and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out, feed em, and you know what, in a few years, they’ll die out. You know why? They can’t reproduce!” Apparently, many in his congregation agreed with him too. I might be wrong, but I think when too many people dive into the shallow end of the same gene pool, we get sub- intelligent life like Charles Worley.  Maybe it’s time we put the Charles Worleys of the world in electrified pens and stop them from reproducing. The world would be a kinder place. &#160; Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Tanning Mom Reality Series?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/tanning-mom-reality-series/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephanie Queen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that the people who bring us reality TV might have a new star in their sites.  Yes, the Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, has reportedly been named a person of interest for an upcoming reality series.  While no network has confirmed a show with the now-infamous bronzed woman, several show titles are being bantered about:  Snap, Crackle, Mom;   Overcooked and Stupid;  and Crazy and Crispy – a Mother’s Tale. Stephanie QueenI'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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