Have you guys ever heard of Nicaragua? by 
I left my cell phone home on a Saturday night and lived to tell the tale by 
Chonicles of a Second Generation Psychic – Part 2 by 
Anna Faris expecting first child, media making it awkward by 
How to Avoid Ghosts and Other Paranormal Fun by 
Botched Underwear Bomb is Butt of Jokes by 
The Art of Farting by 
The Way It Is by The New Salad Dressing? by 
Some Interesting Lessons from Certain Twitter Types by I’m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember...
I found out the hard way that all feminine washes are not the same. Some can be used as salad dressing. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman...
Each time I read that someone was found dead in their home I’m shocked they weren’t found slumped over their Twitter feed. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the...
I clogged up my garbage disposal with sauerkraut. I don’t know which part of that sentence is the most depressing. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who...
The pollen count in LA is so high it has the munchies. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka....
My sister’s nickname in college was “The Body.” My nickname in college was “Can You Introduce Me To Your Sister?” Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman...
My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of...
I sent a big check to a friend who got married and my note said, “The only thanks I need for this is for you not to cash it.” Suzy SoroIf you're a fan...
Airlines won’t let you bring power tools on a plane. Like you’re going to stand up and yell “We’re flying to Cuba or building shelves. YOUR CALL!” Suzy SoroIf you're a...
I wore heels every single day I lived in NYC and didn’t own one pair of jeans. Now I’m just one shopping spree away from Crocs. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll...
