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	<title>HumorOutcasts &#187; Suzy Soro</title>
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		<title>Celebrity sTalker Excerpt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are like most people, you wonder about the lives of celebrities. But standup comic Suzy Soro managed to take it one step further. You will laugh and gasp as you turn the pages of her book Celebrity sTalker which you can find on Amazon: “It’s a no hugging set.” &#160; That’s the first thing my agent told me when I got the part on Seinfeld. I was relieved because I’m not a fan of the hug. What happened to just nodding vaguely in a person’s direction while muttering hateful things under your breath? I’m so anti-hug that I hunch my shoulders up around my ears and fashion my arms into shish-kabobs lashed to my torso. It’s more of a shrug than a hug, a Frankenstein impersonation. This is to ward off the psychos who lurch toward you. The Mom Hugger with her snot-covered sweater and poop-stained hair who has to walk two states away for me to no longer smell her Diaper Genie. Or the Drunk Hugger who breathes on me so hard he’s killed any communicable diseases I’ve picked up from the Mom Hugger. Or the Hugger I’ve Just Met: Do I appear friendly? Look more closely. California [...]]]></description>
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		<title>True Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 17:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was out of milk and had to put Half n Half to make oatmeal and now oatmeal is my new husband. &#160; &#160; &#160; Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Roomba Fun</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/roomba-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reason for living]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you put your baby on a Roomba and don&#8217;t take bets on when she&#8217;s going to fall off you&#8217;ve missed the entire reason for living. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Aging Peter Pan</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/the-aging-peter-pan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 01:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Betty White]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cathy Rigby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Pan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tinker Bell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cathy Rigby is 60 years old and still touring with the musical Peter Pan. To make her look younger, Tinker Bell is played by Betty White. &#160; &#160; &#160; Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Women, Crime and the Media</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/women-crime-and-the-media/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women: Don&#8217;t get arrested because even though it has nothing to do with your crime, the news will reveal your weight. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Dangers of Traveling with Mom</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-dangers-of-traveling-with-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 03:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[moms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mom has this bad habit of opening a window wherever she is. A car, your home, in every room. Needless to say I&#8217;m afraid to fly with her. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Pissing off a Vegan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 23:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to piss off a vegan order 2 hamburgers &#38; say you&#8217;re eating their share to keep up the beef averages. Also, make them pay. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The New Poll Worker</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-new-poll-worker/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-new-poll-worker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 23:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[polls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[registration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strippers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just re-registered to vote because I moved. I said I was eligible to be a poll worker. Now off to stripper school. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Official Drinking Game of the Emmy Awards</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/official-drinking-game-of-the-emmy-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/official-drinking-game-of-the-emmy-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blondes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The drinking game for the Emmy&#8217;s should be to take a drink every time a blonde is on stage. You&#8217;ll be drunk in 53 minutes. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Autumn in LA</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/autumn-in-la/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/autumn-in-la/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fall]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To most people Fall means cooler weather and leaves changing color. In LA, it means Lindsay Lohan has broken probation again. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>My iPhones</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/my-iphones/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/my-iphones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2012 01:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can hardly wait until the iPhone 5 comes out as that will make a total of 5 iPhones I never bought. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The  Pollinating NBA</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-pollinating-nba/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pollen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ragweed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Male plants release pollen into the air to reproduce. Ragweed pollen travels for hundreds of miles. Ragweed must play for the NBA. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Good Neighbor Policy</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/good-neighbor-policy/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/good-neighbor-policy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2012 19:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have new neighbors. They&#8217;ve already knocked on my door to introduce themselves. Now I have to move. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Attire</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/wedding-attire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 17:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother gave me her wedding gown for when I get married. Unfortunately I don&#8217;t look good in maternity clothes. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Right?</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mr-right/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mr-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reading an old journal of mine I found this: &#8220;D.A. passed out with his dick in a jar of Vaseline.&#8221; Hard to believe I didn&#8217;t marry him. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Relationship Tips from Suzy Soro</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/relationship-tips-from-suzy-soro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 23:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, if you meet a woman who insists on always matching her bra &#38; her panties, run for your life. That is one high maintenance shopaholic. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Cooking Wisdom from Suzy Soro</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 23:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COOKING TIP: If you put unfrozen Tilapia filets on your front seat when it&#8217;s 179 degrees out. they will be ready to eat when you get home! Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The Tailgate Remedy</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-tailgate-remedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 00:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Vive La France, But Not in August</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/vive-la-france-but-not-in-august/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/vive-la-france-but-not-in-august/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 20:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother is arriving from Paris in a few weeks and I’ll face the same questions Americans ask me when they first find out I have a French mother. Here are my answers: 1. The French do not hate Americans; they hate everyone. 2. My mother does shave her armpits, sometimes twice a day. 3. She also bathes, sometimes twice a year. 4. At last count France, had 629 different kinds of cheese. And that’s just the smelly ones. 5. The French think fast food is a one hour lunch. 6. They take a month’s vacation and if you didn’t know that before you booked your trip to Paris for August, the vacation month of France for the last trillion years, then stop using Travelocity. 7. The French gave us The Statue of Liberty, which is 151 feet tall. The Americans gave the French a replica of the Statue, which is 35 feet tall. 8. The French are more generous than the Americans. 9. When it was being built, the French hated the Eiffel Tower and Gustav Eiffel, the man who built it. 10. See number 1. 11. The French don’t speak English when Americans address them in English because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter Health</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/twitter-health/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/twitter-health/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 00:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just reread some of my older tweets. And I was soooo close to ending therapy. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Official Language of Olympics</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/official-language-of-olympics/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/official-language-of-olympics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 22:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people don&#8217;t know this but the official language of the Olympics is Pretending to Like Other Countries. &#160; &#160; &#160; Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Family Crests</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/family-crests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 23:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our family crest is a mountain range made up of mole hills. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Trans-Vaginal Mesh Issues</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/trans-vaginal-mesh-issues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=20521</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess all these problems with trans-vaginal mesh means I have to stop using mine as a colander. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>The True Olympics</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/the-true-olympics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 18:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=20262</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t watch the Olympics. All that jumping, climbing and running. Exhausting. When does the Lying Down Olympics start? Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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		<title>Mixing That Does not Mesh</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mixing-that-does-not-mesh/</link>
		<comments>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/mixing-that-does-not-mesh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 22:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Suzy Soro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mixing something I hate with something I love: Celebritatertots. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who got the last chocolate babka. I've also been on Curb Your Enthusiasm and every standup TV show from the 90's. I am also author of "Celebrity sTalker - Stories From a Woman Who Thinks Celebrities Are Dying to Talk to Her. Only They Aren't." These days you can find me out on my balcony staring into the middle distance and wishing I had better taste in men.More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook]]></description>
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