You’re All Going to Hell!
Missy Mae was a haughty little squinty-eyed smile-at-your-face, sneer-behind-your-back kind of girl. She knew the ways of the world and she made sure to let you know that she knew the ways of the world […]
Missy Mae was a haughty little squinty-eyed smile-at-your-face, sneer-behind-your-back kind of girl. She knew the ways of the world and she made sure to let you know that she knew the ways of the world […]
Thoughts enter our heads at the strangest times. Just a moment, frozen in time, and bam! The memory surfaces out of nowhere. . . Surrounded by friends, he had fallen asleep in a lawn chair […]
As a citizen of this planet who is intimately familiar with this particular date, I nominate July 21st to be National Crazy Day. In 2009, I celebrated National Crazy Day with a Total Eclipse of […]
Throughout my “career,” I’ve dipped my feet into the hell, I mean well, of the advertising business, so I tend to pay attention to print ads, radio ads, and – my favorite – television commercials. […]
During the 90s I worked for a local television station. One individual, a popular author, who was responsible for airing the program, wrote and began shooting a movie during that time. I was more than […]
You wouldn’t know by looking at me, would you, but I was once ~almost~ (suspenseful drumroll) a child criminal. Hard to believe, isn’t it? And yet, so true. I remember the day clearly. I had […]
Everybody knows that men have penises and women have vaginas, but a lot of misinformation is floating around about the difference between the two sexes. For instance, some stereotyping individuals claim that women love to […]
I used to be what Dr. Phil calls, “a right fighter” – I always had to be right about everything. I spent hours reading volumes of World Book encyclopedias to prove my points. I would […]
Deciding on names for babies is a time-consuming process. Some parents agonize over names even after their babies arrive, and then, through hazy eyes, after going through hours of horrendous labor and delivery, Mom looks […]
Carl had a crush on me, but though none of us in the neighborhood ever figured out exactly what Carl’s mental disorder was, his behavior was a little frightening sometimes. One day, for instance, as […]