Secrets and Lies
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
I HATE keeping secrets – not that I’m not good at it – I am – good at it, that is – but SO MANY people ask me to keep their secrets that I now have […]
Let me get something straight right from the beginning. I’m not talking about the big things that change your life, although I continue to battle those challenges, too. I’m talking about those little annoyances that […]
On the night of Valentine’s Day, 2014, I was caring for three of my grandchildren. (What else would I be doing on Valentine’s Day?) My grandkids had already had their snacks for the […]
The old woman walked onto the stage wearing her robe, pajamas, and slippers. As the patrons watched her climb the steps, they didn’t know what to think. Who was this old hag? She stood in […]
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? In keeping with all the Hollywoodites who provide plastic surgeons with cushy cushy lifestyles, this doll is more contemporary than her predecessors – she comes with implants! […]
The older I get the more I realize how much time I have left to live, or, more accurately, how much time I don’t have left to live. I wasn’t worried about dying when I […]
Like any scientist who creates a masterpiece, I have been working on the improvement of my Home Liposuction Kit. In its primitive form, which you can find on this blog, Just Call Me Your Fatness, […]
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! That’s me stomping on my virtual mail and wishing I could just wipe out all of my emails with one swish of my magic wand. Oh, woe woe woe is me. I […]
Boxes of photos sat before me as I slowly sifted through them, smiling at memories of days gone by. Aww, my cute oldest baby (future kids not born yet), my mom, my dad, my sisters, […]
For a few brief months, I lived in New York City – Queens to be exact. Like any new resident who can’t afford to take a cab, I had to learn how to use buses […]