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		<title>Pepper-Sprayed Babies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mother says that the NYPD pepper-sprayed her babies. She also admits that in retrospect she shouldn&#8217;t have bought them those hand grenade-shaped rattles. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Ku Klux Kinko&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2013/ku-klux-kinkos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Georgia, the Ku Klux Klan has been dropping fliers in mailboxes in hopes of recruiting new members. Though most recipients are just confused, due to the Klan&#8217;s stubborn refusal to use anything but white ink on white paper. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Doody Remorse</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/doody-remorse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=24274</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You will never see a face transition from total joy to utter shame faster than when a laughing toddler craps his pants. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>DNC books ScarJo</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/dnc-books-scarjo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The DNC has announced that Scarlett Johansson will be among their celebrity guests. Which means the democratic convention will feature less old men yelling at chairs, and more women yelling at their husbands. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Photoshop + boredom + maturity of a 12 yr. old = &#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/photoshop-boredom-maturity-of-a-12-yr-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Parents against football</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/parents-against-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://humoroutcasts.com/?p=21774</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My children will never play football. Not because of concussion issues or anything, I just can&#8217;t imagine I&#8217;ll feel like driving them anywhere. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Watch more reruns!</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/watch-more-reruns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a recent study conducted by the University of Buffalo Research Institute on Addictions, watching television reruns can have some unexpected benefits. It turns out that watching reruns, then reflecting back on the episodes of your favorite shows, can actually help you maintain self-control and resist temptation. Who knew? Watching all those hours of Perfect Strangers might not only be hilarious (Oh that Balki, such a whacky fellow), but it might help you to resist eating so many Oreos after 11pm, or even stop you from blowing that guy for some meth! So, in honor of this discovery of yet another reason I should stay on my couch all day, I&#8217;ve included some other benefits and life lessons you can take from reruns of some of my favorite TV shows of yesteryear: Boy Meets World: Heed the advice of your elders If there’s anything to be learned from this show, it’s that there is no better place to look for advice, than to your sage-like, elderly neighbor. Episode after episode, Cory Matthews, his friends, and even his parents, turned to Mr. Feeny for his invaluable lessons from the other side of the fence. So if your next-door neighbor is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 6</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/everything-i-know-i-learned-from-movie-shows-part-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 19:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out part six in my series on life lessons from the movies&#8230; Financial troubles are easily solved by a treasure hunt: Recently I was asked if I was beginning to worry about the ever-growing mountain of debt the federal government refers to as my student loans, and thanks to GOONIES, I was able to answer that query with a confident &#8220;hell no.&#8221; Seeing as how I learned everything I know from the movies I watched as a child, I am fully aware that when financial issues have you backed up against a wall, the smartest thing you can do is search through your attic for a treasure map, then proceed to climb down a hole with a deformed man-beast in a Superman t-shirt. Long story short, problem solved. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 5</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/everything-i-know-i-learned-from-movie-shows-part-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 19:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy part five in the series of life lessons I learned from the movies, where I examine why your father&#8217;s death might not be all bad&#8230; Sure Dad&#8217;s dead, but I&#8217;ve learned a TON: Honestly, what didn&#8217;t GHOST DAD teach us? That movie was chock full of important lessons, take note: 1) Ghosts are completely visible, provided the lights are off. 2) Taking a cab at any point is the equivalent of taking your life in your own hands. 3) Death in the family often leads to madcap hijinx. 4) The secret to the most impressive magic tricks is often the help the magician&#8217;s father is giving him from beyond the grave. 5) Not even your earthly demise will change the fact that your teenage daughter is a total bitch. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 4</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/everything-i-know-i-learned-from-movie-shows-part-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For part four of the installment on life lessons I learned from the cinema, we turn back to the jaunty musical masterpiece that gave us part one, Grease&#8230; If the person you&#8217;re in love with is ashamed of you, the problem is definitely you: Yes, thanks once again to the veritable cornucopia of life lessons that is GREASE, you can quickly learn that all it takes to make someone love you is to alter every last fundamental part of who you are as a person. Oh and be sure to start smoking. Played to perfection by miss Olivia Newton-John, the character of Sandy found herself smack in the middle of a serious conundrum: She loved Danny Zuko, and he was into her too, but how could he possibly be expected to admit that in public with her admirable GPA and complete lack of a criminal record staring everyone in the face? So Sandy did what every teenage girl should be taught to do in this situation, forget all that horse shit about who you truly are on the inside and mold yourself into an empty replica of what he wants you to be. Susan B. Anthony would be so proud&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 3</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/everything-i-know-i-learned-from-movie-shows-part-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 20:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s part three of my life lessons from the cinema, this one could get you out of some serious legal trouble&#8230; Where to drive drunk: First off, let me start by saying that drunk driving is unbelievably moronic and dangerous and no one anywhere should do it, ever. Having said that, if you&#8217;re going to do it anyway, at least do it in Minnesota. Why the North Star state, you ask? Simple. Because as THE MIGHTY DUCKS so astutely pointed out, if you&#8217;re caught driving under the influence in the land of 10,000 lakes, your penalty will likely be nothing more than a court mandate demanding you coach a rag-tag pee wee hockey team to frozen glory. Quack, quack, quack&#8230; TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/everything-i-know-i-learned-from-movie-shows-part-2-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 22:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, part two in my ongoing series of life lessons I learned from the silver screen&#8230; Having kids is a horrible idea: All it takes is one viewing of the film adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl book CHARLIE &#38; THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (the one with Gene Wilder that&#8217;s actually named for Willy Wonka, not the one where Johnny Depp plays an albino pedophile) to learn that having kids is the wrong move. Why you ask? Because children are terrible people, as evidenced by the fact that Charlie was able to inherit an entire candy factory based purely on the merit of not being a total piece of shit. Yes, children are apparently so awful that Willy Wonka&#8217;s deciding process was essentially: &#8220;Well, every other kid here is a complete asshole, so I guess you&#8217;re the winner.&#8221; TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attack of the Otter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, a Minnesota woman was bit 25 times by an otter while training for a triathlon in a local pond. But if I can just play critter’s advocate here, she really shouldn’t have been swimming belly-up, shucking clams on his turf. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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		<title>Everything I know, I learned from movie shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Learned From Movies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It occurred to me recently that many of the most important lessons I have ever learned, I learned from watching movies. In fact, I can&#8217;t remember anything of value being instilled in me that wasn&#8217;t done so by a film (thanks for nothing, loving parents). Now, in celebration of the wealth of knowledge that modern cinema bestowed on my budding young mind, I pass along the most essential life lessons you can learn through film: Men and women are very different (also known as the True Love/Sexual Assault Paradigm): Thanks to the jaunty musical GREASE, you&#8217;ll quickly learn that when recounting a summer fling in song form, women will beg the question &#8220;Tell us more, tell us more, was it love at first sight?&#8221; While men will query &#8220;Tell us more, tell us more, did she put up a fight?&#8221; So, to sum up, women will be largely concerned with whether or not two people were truly connected from the first time they met, while men will basically just want to know if you had to rape her. CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR PART 2! TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man v. Food: A study in indirect homicide</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/man-v-food-a-study-in-indirect-homicide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 17:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies & TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[reality TV]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve all probably seen an episode of Man v. Food. If you haven&#8217;t, stop reading immediately, go to the Travel Channel website, and soak it in&#8230;. Done? You&#8217;re welcome. Now let me be clear, this is in no way an attack on the entertainment value of this show. Rather, it is an open question about what it means for us as a people that it&#8217;s so popular. I myself happen to love this show. As disgusted as I am by the fact that it exists, when I see it pop up on my channel guide I just can&#8217;t resist. There&#8217;s just something so alarmingly engaging about watching Adam Richman fill his shapeless body to the brim with quantities and forms of food that simply shouldn&#8217;t be stuffed inside of anyone. The real problem is, I can&#8217;t tell if my interest is piqued by how he will finish an 11-lb. pizza, or if it&#8217;s something much darker, like the morbid curiosity of what it&#8217;s like to watch a man slowly die. &#8220;Why have none of you people stopped me?!&#8221; Now in season four, I can&#8217;t help but wonder how much time could possibly be left on Mr. Richman&#8217;s cardiac clock. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Facts you know are true but won&#8217;t admit</title>
		<link>http://humoroutcasts.com/2012/10-facts-you-know-are-true-but-wont-admit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, I&#8217;ve been pondering (i.e. making mental notes while sitting on the toilet) the many truths out there that the world refuses to admit exist. Thanks to worries about political correctness, public perception and embarrassment, people are afraid to acknowledge certain things as fact. Lucky for you though, hiding behind a laptop and writing for a miniscule audience has rendered me completely unafraid of any and all of these repercussions, so here they are, 10 facts you know are true but won&#8217;t admit: - You hate your kids for the dream killing, bank account draining, booger factories they are. - Black people are better at Wii basketball. - You have watched an unjustifiable amount of &#8220;The Golden Girls&#8221;&#8230; and you&#8217;ve loved every minute. Thank you for being a friend&#8230; - When you&#8217;re alone in your car, you get really into those super-low, spoken word, bass parts of Boyz II Men songs. - You&#8217;ve considered pushing a woman into oncoming traffic for carrying her dog in her purse. - You cried like a baby when you watched the opening scene of &#8220;Up&#8221; (the jig is up fellas). - You don&#8217;t actually understand how the radio works. - You hate everyone who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nail Polish Diabetes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TKKelly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Musings / Joke of The Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to a recent study, there may be a link between nail polish and type 2 diabetes. The same study found that an alarming amount of women are eating their nail polish. TKKellyTK Kelly is a writer and comic from New York, a graduate of USC’s Masters of Screenwriting program, and according to his grandmother, a generally delightful young man. His standup comedy has been described by many as an irreverent cross between Geraldo Rivera and the Bud Ice penguin. If he were forced at gunpoint to describe himself in one word, it would be a really weird hostage situation.More Posts - Twitter]]></description>
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