Unicorn Bites 5/6/13
Based on how much she cried when I took them away from her, my 11 month old’s new favorite food is batteries. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2013 I’m not sure why men […]
Based on how much she cried when I took them away from her, my 11 month old’s new favorite food is batteries. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 6, 2013 I’m not sure why men […]
I assume my wife’s spirit animal is a possum. When I ask for sex, she plays dead until I go away. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2013 You’re not bipolar. That requires mood […]