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Airport Baggage Claim Jagoffs

December 12, 2013
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Airport Baggage Claim Jagoffs

At the airport baggage claim, why do people have to stand right at the edge of the conveyor belt in the way of EVERYONE ELSE who is trying to pick up their bags? Can’t these people see their homemade curly-glittery-red-ribbon handle markers from…

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The New Squeegee Car Wash Method – While EVERYONE Waits!

December 5, 2013
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The New Squeegee Car Wash Method – While EVERYONE Waits!

It is HARD to tell what’s going on in this picture at a local gas/sandwich/terrible microwave burrito chain.  Out of all of the “Gas Station Jagoffs.” this one MIGHT just be the champeeeeeen. Here’s the…

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Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

November 27, 2013
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Frustrations of Self Serve Gas

When I’m getting gas, I’m usually in a hurry…either to get to an appointment or to get home.. either way, BOTH are places that I told people I’d be home 20 minutes ago!  Then, I…

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Bank Customer Service – NOT!

November 22, 2013
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Bank Customer Service – NOT!

  So my OLD BANK was recently taken over by a NEW BANK. The process of working with and gaining the trust of all the old bank customers is going just GREAT (cue sarcastic eye).…

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“That Guy” At Work With The WISHFUL 32″ Waist

November 14, 2013
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“That Guy” At Work With The WISHFUL 32″ Waist

Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town????  That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago! Then ya have these other…

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Gym Jagoffs! Yep, That’s a Pube!

November 7, 2013
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Gym Jagoffs! Yep, That’s a Pube!

So at the gym workin’ out.  Time to shower and get to a few cold beers and stuffin’ my face with a salad topped with bleu cheese dressing!  When I get to the shower, I see the…

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Halloween Jagoffs (Part Deux!)

October 30, 2013
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Halloween Jagoffs (Part Deux!)

  Before I start, remember that kid Halloween gag: Tell someone to hold their tongue and say, “My dad sells SHIPS down at the SHIP yard.” Gather yer pillow cases, its time for trick-or-treating!!! A…

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Halloween Jagoff – My Personal Therapy

October 24, 2013
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Halloween Jagoff – My Personal Therapy

My blog  posts are sometimes my personal therapy outlet.  This is one of them. I love Halloween but I’ve been carrying the emotional scars from trick or treating, for years, caused by an older lady in my childhood neighborhood.…

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Airplane Cell-phoners

October 17, 2013
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Airplane Cell-phoners

If you have ever traveled on a plane, you know this person or his com-padres! They just finished their big business meeting, they are headed home and just have to get the details of their meeting to the…

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“That Guy” That Poops At Work

October 9, 2013
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“That Guy” That Poops At Work

  You know, “That Guy” that ALWAYS “goes” on company time and stinks up the place with NO SHAME whatsoever? I came accross one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was God Awful. And I don’t understand this cuz I’m…

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