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Make The Next Holiday A Patriotic One

June 19, 2013
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The National Security Agency has been hoovering up vast amounts of data on American citizens from internet and telecomm companies which claim to “aggressively protect our users’ data.” The President tells us that the surveillance…

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Ever Dump a Dying Person?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show

June 19, 2013
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Ever Dump a Dying Person?–Papa’s Basement Radio Show

Co-hostess Allison tells the story of shooting down a dying man. A sweet, loving, good–but dying–man. Is she an even worse person than this episode established me to be? That’s for you to decide. But…

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Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.

June 19, 2013
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Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.

Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how…

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The Tumor Wank

June 18, 2013
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The Tumor Wank

I have a friend. In the spirit of anonymity, I’ll call her Maxine. Maxine’s libido eclipses her need for air. I once asked her the most unusual place she ever had sex. She answered, ”You’d be better off asking where I haven’t…

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Mouse or Cobra?

June 18, 2013
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Mouse or Cobra?

So you think you know stuff? What’s that like then? If I had a currency for everything I know, I would have a grand total of no money. Although I’ve never reported anything in my…

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The Death Of Surprise

June 17, 2013
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My wife and I recently visited with old friends in the San Francisco Bay area. After a week on the outskirts of the city we headed downtown to meet one of my sisters. So we…

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June 17, 2013
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“I’d rather watch my parents fuck than sit through Man of Steel.” -Gandhi Let me reacquaint you with a film. It was going to reboot the Superman franchise into the modern superhero movie era. It…

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The man who capitalized each word he used, was not happy, but his fellow brother helped him out.

June 17, 2013
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The man who capitalized each word he used, was not happy, but his fellow brother helped him out.

Apart from drinking, life is all about helping our fellow brothers and sisters in their time of need. There’s nothing worse that buying a Bon Jovi CD and then seeing the CD for a cheaper…

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Climbing My Family Tree Once More

June 16, 2013
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This is not Tahiti, but you get the idea.

I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own…

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Like Father, Like Daughters

June 16, 2013
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It isn’t our intended destination, but driving through our hometown, my sister and I feel a need to see the house we grew up in. Laura turns onto the street, slowing the car as we…

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