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Category: Fiction
For Artsy Parents, Summer Camp Choice is Serious
NEEDHAM, Mass. Joy Olivet-Scramm and Martin Scramm are creative types who survive in the notoriously impecunious world of the arts by holding down full-time jobs in academia, a double-life that lends an air of seriousness […]
America’s Hottest High School Teachers
Ho hum. Another day, another news account of a female high school teacher who sexually assaulted a male student and sent him photos of her in the nude. It’s a story that’s become all too […]
Trump’s Comments Prepare Republican Faithful for THE RAPTURE on November 5th
Ever since Donald Trump told a group of religious conservatives on Friday to “get out and vote — just this time; you won’t have to do it anymore,” political pundits have been speculating about what […]
Fred “Buzz” Klemner, Fake Inventor, Dead at 92
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana. Frederick “Buzz” Klemner, a tireless inventor of non-existent or improbable articles, died last night after a brief illness according to a spokesman at the Grovedale Assisted Living Facility. He was the holder […]
The Summer We Cornered the Hog Lard Market
The year was 1962. The place–a small town in Missouri so insignificant it billed itself as The Gateway to the Ozarks. Not the Ozark Mountains themselves, you understand, but if you wanted to get to […]
