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Dear Lord, please give me the strength to smile gracefully when my 3-year old makes me a chocolate Mother’s Day cupcake from what he calls the dog’s outdoor cupcake batter, Amen. Happy Mother’s Day!...
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So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on. The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke...
Like most writers, I get inspired by the work of the Great Ones. I also crib ideas from my colleagues. This includes the work of that talented humorist Bill Y. Ledden. His brilliant treatise...
