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Quadriplegic Crosses United States By Wheelchair, Wolf Blitzer Insists He Thank The Lord

May 24, 2013
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Quadriplegic Crosses United States By Wheelchair, Wolf Blitzer Insists He Thank The Lord

Twenty four year old Jeremy Wagner, from Los Angeles, recently completed a cross-country journey which ended in Norfolk, Virginia, 16-months after it began. What’s amazing about this story is that Wagner is a quadriplegic, unable…

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What Would Jesus Say?

May 3, 2013
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What Would Jesus Say?

My kids were fighting in the back seat the other day. Fighting over an android tablet. So I asked… What would Jesus do? What would Jesus say? I thought about it for a while and…

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Here’s Hoping Kmart Doesn’t Give a Ship

April 20, 2013
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One Million Moms, the conservative Christian women’s group, which has attacked everyone and everything from Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney to Home Depot for promoting a homosexual agenda, has given the thumbs down to  Kmart’s…

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Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again

April 17, 2013
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Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again

Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be…

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Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex

April 3, 2013
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Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex

On The 700 Club yesterday, television evangelist Pat Robertson blasted homosexuals, complaining that they engage in rampant premarital and extramarital sexual acts. He pointed to some damning statistics gathered by his research department that clearly…

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The Ten Commandments of the Easter Vigil Mass

March 31, 2013
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The Ten Commandments of the Easter Vigil Mass

1. Thou shalt not drip candle wax onto thy neighbor’s coat. 2. Thou shalt not smoke up the entire church with incense, thereby causing much coughing and sputtering among the people. 3. Thou shalt speak…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 29, 2013
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Dear Lord, please remind my helpful but absentminded husband that he must first boil the 8-dozen eggs before dyeing and hiding them for the church’s Easter Egg Hunt, Amen. This Friday Humor Devotional was sponsored…

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Jesus Horrified to Learn that He Received Lord & Savior Job Due To Nepotism

March 28, 2013
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Jesus Horrified to Learn that He Received Lord & Savior Job Due To Nepotism

Recently, Jesus sat down for a heartfelt talk with Katie Couric where he spoke candidly on a broad range of topics, including politics, literature, music, and the environment. The most startling exchange, though, occurred when…

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Marriage is Older Than the Earth

March 27, 2013
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“Jesus, not even as a bridesmaid?”

It seemed like only a year ago when we last argued about gay marriage. Or two years before that. Or two years before that. Eh, what the hell. Let's dust off the old Prop 8…

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Pope Francis To Allow Altar Girls, Because Raping Boys Is “Kinda Gay”

March 27, 2013
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Pope Francis To Allow Altar Girls, Because Raping Boys Is “Kinda Gay”

Newly elected Pope Francis has revealed that the church intends to allow and even promote the use of altar girls throughout the world, because he has been told that there may have been some child…

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