Religion or Lack Of

Apes Renounce Evolution

November 26, 2011
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A woman in Los Angeles pepper sprayed fellow shoppers waiting in line at Walmart on Black Friday so she could get a better shot at an XBOX; a man collapsed in an aisle in a…

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If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.

November 24, 2011
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If you support hay marriages, you will burn in hell! God said so.

Jill Y and I have more time for words that rhyme with ‘credit’ than we have for religion. We’re good friends with Pat and Matt who are two of the nicest bales of hay you…

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I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth but I was born with an ‘I hate Bon Jovi t-shirt’ on

November 17, 2011
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I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth but I was born with an ‘I hate Bon Jovi t-shirt’ on

Kids – You teach them to use their Jedi powers for good and they end up becoming Bon Jovi fans anyway. Little Dill Y is your average 6 year old budding genius. He’s a big…

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George and Max

November 14, 2011
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George’s time on earth had come to an end, and he slowly materialized at the pearly gates. “So…I’ve finally come to see the Big Dog.” “Yes, welcome to heaven. You’ll see him soon.” George looked…

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Which Way To Mecca?

November 13, 2011
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If I was a Muslim, I would move to the exact opposite point on the globe from Mecca. That way I could pray in any direction I wanted. Eric HetvileWanted in 14 states. But those…

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Harold Camping, Doomsday Prophet, Retires

November 2, 2011
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Harold Camping, Armageddon and Rapture Preacher extraordinaire has decided to retire. The man, who personifies the old adage, “Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me; and fool me three times,…

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Tips for a Christian Halloween

October 28, 2011
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Tips for a Christian Halloween

Halloween is a tricky (pardon the pun) holiday for Christians given its pagan roots and association with various festivals of the dead. Some Christians are dead set against it, but thanks to slick Madison Avenue…

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5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License

October 24, 2011
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5-Steps to Get Your World-Ending Prophet License

Most states require a licensing process for a host of service providers ranging from hair stylists to mechanics. Those are important services if you’re in the market to touch up your roots or replace your…

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My Ideas to Help Harold Camping, Doomsday Predictor, Get Another Job

October 22, 2011
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My Ideas to Help Harold Camping, Doomsday Predictor, Get Another Job

It seems that doomsday prognosticator, Harold Camping, is wrong again. This time, the Day of the Rapture came and went without the news coverage and fanfare that surrounded the last mistaken day of the Rapture…

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Thou Shalt Not Bear False Guidance…Or Matches

October 13, 2011
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The other day I was reminiscing about my high school years. At the time, I hated high school. I hated school period. I was always absent because I never felt like going. The guys in my…

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