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After semesters of freedom, moving back home can be confusing for college students. Greeted by gushing relatives, overflowing refrigerators, and clean bed linens, who wouldn’t begin to expect continued concierge service? The problem? Your “hotel”…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops,…
1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one.…
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eaton after marrying my dad whose last…
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my sin. I replaced my husband’s blue glide-on deodorant with our daughter’s blue glue stick because he forgot my birthday. The fact that he was wearing the $200 silk…
Dear Lord, please explain to my overprotective dad when mom asks him to take out the trash not to escort my biker boyfriend to the curb with a black plastic bag over his head, Amen. Deb…
1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker. 2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in…
Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy,…
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