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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

October 3, 2014
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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

LEMON HAIKU Dear yellow lemon, You so look like a grenade, But make lemonade. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As…

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Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles

September 19, 2014
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Coconut Milk Chicken and Ravenous Crocodiles

Madagascan Entree COCONUT MILK CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 4 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon cayenne pepper ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 2 medium onions 2 Roma or small tomatoes…

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Greek Lemon Chicken and Santa’s Beach Babes

September 11, 2014
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Greek Lemon Chicken and Santa’s Beach Babes

Greek Entree LEMON CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1 tablespoon oregano 1 teaspoon rosemary ½ teaspoon thyme 1½ pounds boneless chicken SPECIAL UTENSIL 9″ casserole dish PREPARATION…

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The Chilean Hot Dog and the Shy Genghis Khan

September 9, 2014
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The Chilean Hot Dog and the Shy Genghis Khan

Chilean Entree COMPLETO (hot dog) INGREDIENTS 4 Roma tomatoes 4 medium avocados ½ teaspoon salt 4 teaspoons vegetable oil 4 submarine rolls – 8″ long 4 quarter-pound hot dogs – 8” ½ to 1 cup…

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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

August 25, 2014
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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric…

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Dutch Apple Pie and Proctologists

August 21, 2014
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Dutch Apple Pie and Proctologists

Dutch Dessert APPLE PIE INGREDIENTS – CRUST ¾ cup butter (another 6 tablespoons later) 1½ cups flour (another 1 cup later) 2 tablespoons brown sugar (another ¼ cup later) ¼ teaspoon salt INGREDIENTS – FILLING…

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Colombian Hot Dogs and the Laziness Museum

August 16, 2014
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Colombian Hot Dogs and the Laziness Museum

Colombian Entree HOT DOGS INGREDIENTS 1 20-ounce can crushed pineapple 1 tablespoon lime juice 2½ tablespoons cornstarch 8 hot dogs 8 buns 1⅓ cup coleslaw (see recipe) ¾ cup shredded mozzarella cheese 7¼-ounce bag plain…

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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

August 11, 2014
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Crispy Shredded Beef Tacos, Me, and World Peace

Mexican Entree CRISPY SHREDDED BEEF TACOS INGREDIENTS 1 medium yellow onion 2 pounds rump roast ½ tablespoon chili powder ½ tablespoon cumin ½ teaspoon salt 4 garlic cloves 4 ounces diced green chiles 5 green…

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Brazilian Kebabs and Criminal Gangs of Insects

August 7, 2014
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Brazilian Kebabs and Criminal Gangs of Insects

Brazilian Entree KEBABS INGREDIENTS 1¾ pounds rump steak 2 garlic cloves ¼ teaspoon cayenne ½ teaspoon cumin ½ teaspoon paprika ¼ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons lemon juice ¼ cup olive oil 1…

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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

August 5, 2014
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Algerian Fruit Salad and How to Win a Nobel Prize

Algerian Dessert FRUIT SALAD (chlada fakya) INGREDIENTS ½ honeydew or cantaloupe 2 apples 2 bananas 5 oranges 6 strawberries ½ teaspoon cinnamon 2 tablespoons sugar ¼ cup lemon juice ⅓ cup orange juice 2 tablespoons…

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