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Mexican Entree TOASTED RICE-AND-BEAN BURRITO INGREDIENTS ¼ medium onion½ red bell pepper1 avocado¾ cup rice1½ cups water1 15-ounce cans pinto beans with jalapeno peppers1 7-ounce can diced tomatoes2 ounces Cotija cheese¼ cup sour cream¼ teaspoon […]
American Entree STEAK CHILI INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds steak1 jalapeno pepper1 yellow onion1 green bell pepper3 stalks green onion1 ripe red tomato4 garlic cloves1 tablespoon olive oil1 16 ounce can red kidney beans1 8 ounce can […]
Mexican Soup POW MEX CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP INGREDIENTS 2 10.75 cans of condensed chicken noodle soup¼ cup crumbled Cotija cheese4 turkey dogs3½ ounces diced green chiles⅓ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses PREPARATION Pour the condensed […]
November 14: This American entree honors a man high on bath salts breaking into a home and putting up Christmas decorations. .Just one trial of bath salts can lead to intense withdrawal symptoms such as: […]
Fijian Dessert PINEAPPLE PIE INGREDIENTS 2 egg whites (2 entire eggs used later.)3 tablespoons sugar 1 ¼ cups minced pineapple (no juice)¼ cup pineapple juice4 tablespoons flour3/4 cup sugar¼ teaspoon saltjuice from three limes2 eggs1 […]
March 18: This entree honors a Romanian Minister of Parlement Bribing Voters with 60 tons of fried chicken. You love fried chicken. Who else does? Your voters do. But the electorate doesn’t like you. […]
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
February 25: This entree from Brunei celebratesbrate a drunken man breaking into a Pizza Hut(tm) on this day to fry wings You love Pizza Hut(tm). Who does not? You love chicken. Billions of people devour […]
American Entree PIGS IN A BUTTERMILK BLANKET INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce package jumbo buttermilk biscuit dough1 cup grated Four-Mexican cheeses8 turkey franks PREPARATION Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Separate the dough into eight pieces. Elongate each […]
American Entree PEPPER JACK MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS 1 small white onion1 small red onion3 garlic cloves1½ tablespoons olive oil1½ pounds ground beef3 large eggs1 tablespoon parsley1 green bell pepper1 green chile1 14.5 can diced tomatoes½ teaspoon […]