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Some Interesting Lessons from Certain Twitter Types by Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes. I was so...
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to smile gracefully when my 3-year old makes me a chocolate Mother’s Day cupcake from what he calls the dog’s outdoor cupcake batter, Amen. Happy Mother’s Day!...
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for...
Dear Lord, please forgive me for leaving a huge butt print on the window of the Unemployment Office. After traveling 30-miles to report that I’ve been laid off, I was greeted by a notice...
Dear Lord, please let my soon-to-be-wife’s hunter orange bridesmaids dresses spontaneously combust before our wedding. Having one emotional woman at the altar is awful enough, having seven teeth gritting, pissed off women, verbally castrating me under...
Dear Lord, please forgive me for what I’ve done. In the spirit of Easter I thought it would be fun to make chocolate Easter bunnies for the church elders who constantly tell me I’m...
Dear Lord, I now realize why beer goes through my system so fast, because it doesn’t have to changes colors when it exits, Amen and Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in...
Dear Lord, please forgive me for crashing into someone’s new Jag parked in a Handicap Parking spot. The fact that this person did NOT have a handicap parking permit and that I crashed into their...
