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Bad Advice Friday, 3-24-17

March 24, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. GC asks: Is there a reason for putting a banana in meat loaf? Dear GC:…

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November 11, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my exuberant anticipation of the holiday season. When I swore I’d never play Christmas songs before Thanksgiving I only meant the creepy Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett commercial duet, Kenny G…

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October 7, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway.  Does anyone want to swap…

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September 9, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon.   I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool.  Note to self: Be very, very, very specific…

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September 2, 2016
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Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that…

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August 26, 2016
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Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the…

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August 5, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor.  I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into…

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July 29, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons.  When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!”  Amen, with…

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July 22, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am.…

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July 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior.  I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen.           Check out more of…

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