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Friday Humor Devotional

November 18, 2011
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Dear Lord, I know Jesus turned water into wine, however, with the failing economy could you convince him to turn it into beer . . . preferably a cheap domestic, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful…

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Friday Humor Devotional

November 11, 2011
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Dear Lord, please guide me to the nearest off-ramp.  My gym-rat wife mistook my lime flavored colonoscopy drink for Gatorade and hurry I just got the Jag detailed,  Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art…

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(late) Friday Humor Devotional

October 22, 2011
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Dear Lord, please stricken my wife with acute laryngitis during the entire NFL season and I will watch chick-flicks and soaps with her for the rest of the year.  I even promise to cry at…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 7, 2011
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Dear Lord, forgive my night of drunken debauchery and please help me to remember why I have, “MUST BE THIS HEIGHT TO RIDE” tattooed across the back of my ass,  Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 30, 2011
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Dear Lord, save me from the evils of boxed wine, men who still live with their mothers and Triscuits, Amen.       Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 23, 2011
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Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 16, 2011
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Oh Dear Lord,  please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s  . . . oh, have him dress in drag…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 9, 2011
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  Dear Lord, do not  judge me for what I’m about to receive.  It’s not often she volunteers to give me a blow job, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple…

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