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Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do…
Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes. I was so excited…
Now that college students are back home, parental fridges are packed with double the stuff. And rarely are we forced to think outside of the box. I live in fear of the nutrition police. Dr.…
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to smile gracefully when my 3-year old makes me a chocolate Mother’s Day cupcake from what he calls the dog’s outdoor cupcake batter, Amen. Happy Mother’s Day! Deb…
It’s not too late to shop for the overbearing or over-your-shoulder parent. Here are a few technology gifts that will put a smile on her face. 1. Sign her up for Skype and keep the…
I’ve been staying with my sister while in Los Angeles. Why? I really have no idea at this point. Pasadena annoys the hell out of me. It’s like a GAP commercial threw up. Anyway, she…
Dear Lord, please forgive our 5-year old daughter for using the seeds she found in her older brother’s room for a kindergarten project. She got an A+ and the teacher gave her $100 for the…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for leaving a huge butt print on the window of the Unemployment Office. After traveling 30-miles to report that I’ve been laid off, I was greeted by a notice on…
Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let…
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