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Hello. In case you don’t remember me, allow me to re-introduce myself. I’m that prick you all love to hate. If you’re new here, I’m excited to make you hate me. It’s been awhile since…
1. Cats are smart. Don’t try to have a battle of wits with one of them, because they will never quit until they have pounded you into the ground, sat on you and forced you…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to…
1. If your boss is yelling at you, it’s because he is mad about something he thinks you did, he is the boss and he can. 2. If your boss is yelling at you and…
Dear Lord, please let Governor Romney’s campaign managers know that it wasn’t their fault he lost the 2012 election. They misplaced the floppy disks that stored his presidential campaign strategy. The good news is remnants of the…
Dear Lord, please tell my grandparents the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is not a presidential campaign ad, Amen Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb…
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she…
1. If you must call your boss a frog f***ing freak of nature, do not do it on Facebook. 2. If you must cuss in the office, do it in a language that nobody there…
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need…
Rumor has it that 18-year-old Justin Bieber might not have college on his radar, BUT he hasn’t ruled it out yet. So while it’s not at the top of his priority list, you know how…
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