Points to Remember

Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 14, 2014
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People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

February 9, 2014
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Kathy’s Points to Remember

1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: Suggestions for New Year’s Resolutions

January 1, 2014
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I will stop tickling the cat when she is not looking. I will at least attempt to go on a diet – for a few days, anyway. I promise to get rid of all the…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

November 11, 2013
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Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

September 1, 2013
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Don’t buy Royal Doulton if all you can afford is that stuff in the Dollar Store. If you wait long enough, maybe one of your elderly relatives will leave you her good china. If she…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

June 25, 2013
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You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition

June 11, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember:  Special Summer Edition

A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

May 17, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember

1. Don’t put your cat in charge of your inkjet toners. Cats are relatively color-blind and they can’t read numbers. If you ask her for a black toner, she’ll probably toss you a tri-color one.…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 23, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember

Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember

April 11, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember

1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker. 2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in…

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